Chris_R

Well stop making them spend all match running backwards then, you utter cocksocket.

Signed.

'Lose weight Fatty. You're ruining my Ben Arfa lie' Haha, that's probably terrifyingly close to the truth!

Keepers are a funny position. Any keeper can pull off a few great saves that look good for the cameras. The key is consistency, and being able to be a rock at the back. No doubt Elliott has made some good stops at times but overall he's a fat liability and hasn't done anything that would make anyone think he should be anywhere near the first team.

Aye, to Barnsley.

401-0. Just wow.

This is glorious. Pity it means fuck all, but it's still glorious. We should all go to the Hull game and give him hell.

So much wrong with that Redknapp piece. Firstly, Hatem Ben Arfa will get a great reception if / when he ever plays at St James' Park again, irrespective of writing a letter or not. Secondly, Harry suggests that'll happen this season. It won't, because of his loan conditions. Basically Harry, you're a fucking idiot and don't know the first thing of which you write.

Wonderful player. Lacks the intelligence, charisma or passion to be a good manager though. Would be a disaster.

Absolutely agree with this. If anyone does genuinely want him to stay, say so by all means. But equally I feel we can do without zany "Stay" votes as well.

Finally it seems Pardew might keep a clean sheet.

Probably just making sure he leaves the country.

Not sure that plane's going to get airborne with Ben Arfa's weight to carry. Guess it'll have to just taxi to Kent so they can get the Eurotunnel.

Are we sure he said 48 points? Probably meant 4 to 8 points. Might be attainable with a bit of luck.

I'd be able to start enjoying football again. It'd be weird. For at least a year now I've hated every minute of being a Newcastle fan. The last time I enjoyed football was our Europa league campaign, which is ironic as it's the thing the club hated the most. FWIW I've got Champagne in the fridge, and I don't care if it's a work night or a weekend, when that cunt goes I'm drinking every drop.

I really hope Aarons picks up a minor knock that keeps him out for a few weeks.

Anyone from south of Gateshead is a cockney, we all know that.

Just change it to "A horrible cunt, a lying cunt". Then yes, 50,000 people belting that out would be utterly superb.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4237107/fuck-everything-o.gif

So what is this "fappening" thing. Assume it's pornographic, is it something to do with the leaked photos from iCloud?

That chair's in a bit of trouble, like. Fat cunt.

Well I'm fighting the good fight over on the Chronicle comments section about them trying to sell Ben Arfa. My word there's some mongs there. Possibly my favourite: Seldom has someone managed to get so much wrong at once. And another one: These people have the team they deserve. Thankfully the majority seem to have their heads screwed on but my word what a clueless few we still have.

Pardew is a stinking, festing cunt. I hate him. Utterly despise everything he is and everything he stands for. This adds nothing new to the thread, I just need to say it every now and again as a pressure release or I'm liable to kick the cat, and he's done nothing wrong.

If you're reading this Hatem, don't go. If you stay, Pardew will be sacked, you'll be back in the team and you'll be a fucking legend here. Pardew and his cronies will try to break you with bullshit and lies, but you're worth a million times what he is.