Chris_R

NUFC.co.uk? I have a VPN - Where do I have to be, America?

Where's everyone watching this, is there a link? Happy for a PM if it's not publicly postable...

Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Burnley, Palace, Fulham, Luton. They're bigger than all of those I'd say, and I don't even think it's close at least in terms of size of fanbase. A throwaway comment of "we're bigger than half of them" doesn't look *that* daft really.

No, Barnes has 2 feet.

So does every club. But every year, some clubs still get things wrong. Edit: I should add I'm not saying the club are wrong here, not at all. Just the 'they know more than us' argument is fairly thin. They've always known more than us, but we've just endured 14 years of constant fuckups.

Seems it's become a mass debate.

As per my edit, there's reports we've bid £30m for Livramento. Same as the reports on the fee for ASM. Or do we believe one lot of reports but not another? Seems arbitrary.

Well neither ASM or Livramento have been sold yet, so that's all we can talk about? Plus reports say there's been a bid of that for ASM, and that we've upped our bid to £30m for Livramento.

Awesome, so we agree there's more factors than "minutes played" to consider. Just checking.

Well it's less than Southampton want for someone who played 2 games last season.

Tonali pulled off at half time. He'll be pleased, just used to get an orange at Milan.

Is his brother's wife quite smart then?

Funny as it is, shewaly that's a shanked cross? Nobody shoots from there.

I thought we were quite big on community outreach work now?

Easy to say you don't want something to happen that has no chance of happening anyway. Pretty safe position to take. In reality they'd all (rightly) be overjoyed and proud if they had anyone in the England squad. They're many years away from that being a thing though so throwing shit like this around is just the standard mackem comfort blanket they spend their entire lives wrapped up in now because the reality is too depressing for them.

I think some of them do attempt done parody at times, but it's like reading an Onion article headline from 5 years ago, there's just no way to separate it from the actual bullshit that's legitimately already come to pass.

Yeah that's annoying, the wages of a declining player off the books plus a big free to them. Be nice if we sold a few to a Saudi team, don't see why we should be left out.

Schroedinger's mackem. They get slapped, they were right about us. They don't get slapped, it's because we were scattered of them. Nice to create a little fake "no lose" scenario in your head when your life is otherwise filled with constantly taking Ls.

In from 7am? Can you imagine that under Cabbage Heed? "Get in just after second breakfast lads, Cones and Bibs will get the paddling pool out for you, I'll see you just before first lunch".

Can we have some kind of 7 day forum-wide ban for anyone who even mentions Isak on the left? Happy to go first for this post if it sets a precedent.

Thermonuclear detonation?

Mr and Mrs Trialist must be proud, 4 of their kids in the squad.

I mean that's a terrible comparison considering Shearer lost a good deal of pace and had to completely reinvent his game.

Such a shit question. Yes, St James' Park is fantastic and we all love it, but this guy's a Milan fan and has just spent the last few years playing here: He's hardly moved here for the stadium, ask some proper questions because you're not going to get the same answers about the stadium which you got from Dan Burn.

Sorry, it was his choice? But I thought he was ridden out of town at gunpoint and cried the whole way to Newcastle airport?