Lenny

And it was Whelan who he'd been wanking off all half that ballsed up

Commentator is FUCKING DEVASTATED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Absolute 'meh'.

Krul IMO. Forgot about him probably more likely. Santon. Again. Be nice if he could add some end product to his forward runs tonight, because I don't know where our attacking threat is coming from otherwise.

Really is depressing that we've had to do this quite a few times (mostly with Jonas) since Enrique left. Sacrificing a position because our full backs aren't up to the task.

Plymouth away...

We're ripe for a cup shock against a lower/non league side at the moment.

Nah. Save the makems for the final. That fixture that would be the death of me

Cisse doesn't ever look across the fucking line, just aimlessly wanders offside.

Damage limitation sub from Pards

They keep going on about Ba/Cisse not working together but it's not like they've even had a chance to show whether they can work together, everything behind them has been a fucking disgrace.

2nd best in every single way.

Seriously, how have we got this bad!

Jonas is fucking SHITE!

I hope it was our fans. Nah, we're getting taken the piss out of by Southampton

Did the Southampton fans just shout HOOF then

Anita has been ok compared to our other players. Why is he going off.

We are worryingly gutless. Getting ourselves right into the shit here.

Yeah I think I want Pardew out now. Fucking November and we still haven't started playing.

For some reason? It's because they're absolutely shocking. It's the fact that he does them at all though.

His half time subs really piss me off for some reason

Ba's first touch is appalling.

Sinking like a stone!

FUCKING POW - MELON TO THE FUCKING HEAD BITCH