Lenny

The main commentator should be impartial, but I'd be up for a heel colour commentator

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I've been pleased by Murphy's improvement this season but he can still be a bit too predictable when trying to take on his man.

West Ham don't look like they know what to do when they aren't able to play a counter attacking game.

Can not compute

Too slow from Murphy, and also, why did Longstaff leave that!?

Thought ASM might get given it as the original shot was on target.

Will that be an OG or ASM's?

That was Shelvey levels of brainlessness for the red.

Other than simply standing in a deep position, Shelvey offers fuck all defensively.

Shelvey really is dreadful. He's giving the ball away constantly.

I'm insulted that even with the relatively few response so far, Butt hasn't been mentioned.

Absolutely Mumbongos result.

He's so enjoyable to watch that for a short while he makes me forget any wider narrative. Absolutely love him.

I really wish the commentary, particularly the guest commentator, would stick the boot in a bit more. Ekoku has tiptoed around the fact that we've been utterly dreadful without outright saying it. Just fucking go in, man.

Longstaff looks delighted to be coming on.

Absolutely no scenario at all. Can't say I disagree.

I wonder what it would take for Bruce to walk.

Shelvey will be chuffed with his 90 after that pass.

Just how Bruce likes it.

It's genuinely impressive just how much fuck-all Bruce is getting out of the players.

Fraser did an arguably worse one in this match

It's so conflicting. I want us to win to ensure we stay up in the faintest hope of a takeover but I equally am at the stage reactively that I want us to lose because a performance like this should be exposed for how bad it is.

Vital game and we are as passive as a first pre-season of the summer.

Clearing it up field like it's the 96th minute