Incognito

Was it Liam Gallagher or Lena Zavaroni that said " made a meal and threw it up on Sunday. " ?

I don't think he'll be here next season even with promotion. I think he's frustrated even now at the lack of support Ashley gave him in January and thus making this much harder than it should.

Die. He's not wrong though.

As common as night after day

Defence is awful. Seriously awful.

Totally agree

Yedlin should just become a wide midfielder. He's shocking at doing the job he is in the side to do. Allied to the captain next to him and it's no wonder we're looking shit at the back.

Offside twice there maybes

McGoldrick and Sears, 2 pacey nippy strikers. Plays our 2 most cumbersome centre halves

The bloke on the pitch was in stoppage time. No idea where the extra 2 mins came from then. Mitrovic and Shelvey fannying about timewasting taking those 2 or 3 corners , when Shelvey got booked for it would be my guess.

I'm a 9 and I will be until it's mathematically certain. Then I'll be a 10.

Shelley and Mitrovic time wasting for them corners didn't help us much and indeed Shelvey could easily have been sent off when applauding his yellow for it. The actual wasting though gave the ref an opportunity to add on so much time. 6 subs made = 3 minutes + that and the 5 minutes then looks to be in the ball park

Let's be honest. They were shite except the first half hour. We should have had that game wrapped up ten times over.

Sleeping at the back again. These cunts ain't ever gonna learn. Lascelles marking thin air. Mbemba watching an unmarked player volley in. Benitez bringing on Colback to tighten things up. Why? Why? Why?

Anita showing why he's the best defensive right back at the club there.

Playing for the draw

Brilliantly set up by Mitrovic

That Jansson doesn't look like much of an Only Connect fan

And me

He was the Goufran of the day. Hard working, did a job, but mediocrity personified basically. Bit unfair considering he was playing out of his natural position and also was at the end of a good career when he rocked up at SJP.

The TF are not exactly ones to take the moral high ground. The fanzine is full of ex hooligans who's still fantasise about hooligan culture. They would have caused Hillsborough then according to that shitrag.

I was once sent from the pitch by the ref 15 minutes before kick off. I was managing my local pub team at the time, about 20 years ago, when the lads were warming up on the pitch all ready to go. As is common on a Sunday though, our ref hadn't turned up when suddenly out of the bushes which were nowhere near either changing huts nor car park, an odd looking chap appeared. He was wearing full ref kit along with a suit jacket and a balaclava oddly enough. He was carrying a metal box , lunchbox type thing in which , as I found out when he opened it, he carried his whistle, flags, cards and notebook . I tries to introduce myself to him but he shied away. " I will not be swayed by politeness to favour your team, " he squawked. That was the best it got between us as my next attempt at conversation literally threw him off the edge. " Ref, this lad will run the line on our behalf and good on you for bringing the sandwiches ," remarking about his whistle tin. He stormed off muttering and swearing and when I caught up with him to ask what was wrong , he told me he would not have " impudence" on his pitch and accordingly if I didn't leave the parks area immediately he would call off the fixture thus causing our club a big fine ?

eh New landlord at the Rovers

Slimani wearing gloves ffs