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Whatever happens it’s silly to judge him on the minutes he’s had so far. Hopefully he can scare Leeds a bit.

Always looked more like an impact dead arm to me, not a dislocation. If it was the latter we’d know by now and he’d be missing. Just a blow to the wrong nerve and he’ll be alright in a few days hopefully.

Battling to be fit for tomorrow. I read that as he’ll play but Howe just doesn’t want to say.

We are ready to take 170m of your pounds.

Nah.

Ramsey first goal here.

Does Romano use ChatGPT or something? His written English is appalling

Surprised he hasn’t already gone somewhere if he has that release clause.

He’s definitely not your traditional target man, guess his size will make people misunderstand for a few weeks. Also think Eddie will have him on the Joelinton diet and he’ll get a lot more comfortable battering defenders. FWIW there are a few good headers on his highlights as well. Ideally I probably would give him the 9 shirt unless he really wants it.

But we were already bidding and failing for loads of strikers, no?

I wouldn't hate it.

We've deployed 6 or 7 smokescreens while we calmly got Woltemade in with several hours to spare.

We're few and far between, granted.

Also inflation exists.

Come on Yoane, jump on the title challenge black and white bus.

It's mad that this will turn out to be a superb transfer window after everything we've been saying. Add Wissa and it's the best window I can remember TBH, especially considering they had the IKEA Judas to deal with. To come out with a better squad than before would really be outstanding work.

Sesko ONLY WANTING Manchester when they're a complete basket case and the manager is about to be sacked is genuinely mental.

Love this vibe

Would take this transfer window to iconic status TBH.

He still posted the here we go, the shameless twat.

He's quite bizarre to watch on highlights, twice the size of any other player but with mad skills.

Thought everyone knew about the internet's best NUFC pundit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNmv966NT9o

Not sure if posted but Alice's video about this lad makes him sound absolutely perfect for us.

Anyone else wondering about reacting when this ends up the best transfer window for years?