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Not far off his usual conversion rate TBF.

Looked terrifying today, absolutely class.

Howe will have to train well to get back in.

I consider any magpie good luck TBH. None of this one for sorrow bollocks.

It’s not far off full strength like.

What on earth are we talking about?

While that is very nice, I’d rather he didn’t

Same here, aches and pains and fever, was awful.

Worth remembering that when you’re a VIP and have top private healthcare you might end up being treated in hospital just to speed up your recovery or improve your hydration etc. Obvs we don’t know but I’m hoping it’s that kind of situation.

Get well soon Eddie. Sure the conscious thing is just to reassure people that he’s not been rushed to hospital in a bad way or anything like that.

Does De Bruyne have a club for next season yet?

I mean, they have to lose Guehi unless they can get him to sign a new deal.

They’ve got some good players, it just doesn’t hang together at the moment and of course they have a massive weakness up front (and maybe CM). If they play like they did against Lyon we should be looking to blow them away.

I get the jitters but they were awful against Lyon.

That's not the only difference. Miggy and Murphy both work their arses off to press and defend. I think Cunha is really good like.

Well, he's different innit. He's a class player but very different to Bruno or Tonali. FWIW It's excellent that we're discussing how good Manchester's one good player is.

Censoring your own tattoo is a bit weird.

Does he meaning leaking stuff to the press or to opponents? To every opponent?

Better at certain things.

Crazy take.

Everything looks so much better without sponsor.

Fernandez is their first team, so I guess I hope they rest him.

Man U are an absolute mess like, we should be murdering them.

Craig Conjecture.

Has DCL played well or anything recently? It’s almost more worrying that he hasn’t been injured and it still seems like he doesn’t exist.