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‘Enjoy the game’ alone is a sackable offence.

The PA in general is about 50% too loud, it’s ridiculous.

It’s been unlistenable since the takeover TBH. Something has gone in Caulkin, started believing his own hype.

Are we 100% sure he hasn't swapped places with Josh?

That Joelinton touch is just sublime, never would have thought he'd get to the point of doing that.

Little word for the touch and pass to Willock for the Isak goal. A normal midfielder just knocks that to Willock’s feet to be safe, and Willock isn’t able to play the forward pass. But Bruno rolls his studs over it under pressure and plays it ahead of Willock, starting off the whole move. So many examples of those little added value things he does.

Think it’s was more like a nervous breakdown. Post game he sounded like a Vietnam veteran.

He seems quite eccentric. Look at the funny stuff he does. It’s not a criticism.

Such a funny and slightly weird bloke as well, which is class. Bet he likes Warhammer, which I’m fully behind.

Thought Rose spoke well and it was really good to see him laughing and enjoying himself.

I mean, normally our top scorer finishes on about 6.

Knew he would control finish it, which is something I thought I would never say.

You’re awake, don’t worry.

Just shows how well a team has to play to contain or outplay us. If they don’t they can easily get mullered.

I was in the Milburn Paddock today, really close to the pitch. Joelinton really is a beast like, people don’t even want to go near him

Such a slime. He had a proper go at Joelinton on the ground then bottled it and gave him a little bottler’s thumbs up. Fits in with Spurs TBF.

Come on you Maggies!

But a lot more likeable.

Yep, having been one of his biggest critics I’m absolutely stoked for him.

Ours rather than Spurs

I wouldn’t personally sing it but it was only in response to Spurs fans singing “no noise”. Still should be avoided obvs.

There was a Bergkamp to Anelka (I think) pass in the CL (I think) that it reminded me of. Truly amazing ball.

I’ve never witnessed anything like that, I couldn’t keep it together after the fourth. Just incredible to see this team come together and blitz someone off the pitch in such a big game. Really unbelievable stuff.

I knew he was about serious business today with the new hair. I was right behind that pass, best thing I’ve ever seen.

Pepe is a disgrace, always has been. I don’t get the attention he gets for just being a massive cheat.