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Oh great

Is the massive mop head a trend nationwide? I had my hair cut yesterday, like a fool.

They do it to almost every team they play, so I doubt it. Should be able to threaten them a bit more soon though.

Not sure there’s any point playing him against opponents this fit and athletic. He’s going to get nothing off them, and he’s always going to be double or triple teamed.

Weird one, low score is really down to poor finishing than a great defensive performance. Anyway, effective goal difference improvement based on how much other people concede

Not sure about this sub.

No, we haven’t really had the ball.

Exactly, you’re late with your leg up and you put your studs down on the guy’s thigh…

Alright, hard work but that’s it. Probably not, but it’s only 1-0.

Almost could’ve been a red for Mane on Dubs, anywhere else on the pitch etc.

Lascelles definitely been training hard.

Latte is my pre match routine, so ideal for me Can’t beat the ball evening at SJP though.

Christ.

Sad I didn’t get tickets now, lovely day in town. Holla at me if you here of any knocking about.

Easy to identify with

I’d be in favour of a ballot, although not sure how they would manage friends and family who want to sit together. Would also benefit touts and stuff who would necessarily be bothered to queue, but would fill out a form.

When would they usually talk about new season ticket sales? Can’t sleep at night now

I thought Abraham was a fairly traditional centre forward. Haven’t seen him since he went to Roma though.

Yeah, and ball retention as well, guess the two go together to some extent. Bruno signing fills me with confidence though, they couldn’t have identified a more perfect set of attributes for what we need.

I think Bruno was originally signed to play the deeper Shelvey role that he occupied against Norwich, so it’ll be interesting to see what midfielders we go for. Shelvey as backup for Bruno is probably alright, if Bruno plays the vast majority of PL games.

Probably need to do both.

Maybe, but then again it’s almost impossible to overlap ASM because you never know when or where he’s going. And you also have to be ready to defend in case he loses the ball. Interesting though, I honestly hadn’t thought about anything except just signing Targett ASAP.

Coming from the man that basically lives in Portugal

Talking of fucking people off Steve…

Another tweet saying £67m, not sure who knows what. He might want Champions League obvs.