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Pretty good if a lot of the payments are recurring.

Signed him for Stuttgart on FIFA 20, he scored 40 goals, then sold him for £50m to Barca to finance a move for Haaland. Make of that what you will.

I didn't think his work on crosses was anything exceptional, but it was solid and I don't remember many major errors.

I’d give Gayle a pass to a large extent, he’s hasn’t played much in his real position.

The whole thing's just too confusing and adds nothing to the game. That Man Utd disallowed goal yesterday... is accidentally touching the face of an opponent with your hand, once you're already past them, even a foul? If so, what rule was VAR looking at and how did they decide? They should be telling fans like they do on American football (for example)... "player X committed rule breach Y, therefore we're doing Z". Part of the problem Is VAR and part of it is football itself. It's a strange sport which is more governed by unspoken conventions than the actual rules. Most fans, pundits, managers and players probably don't even know what the rules say about a given thing. When TV pundits analyse what's happening, there's a good chance they don't have a clue what the basis for a decision should be. If we're keeping it, offside and handball would be the biggest things to fix. For offside you could maybe do 'on-field decision' if it's very close, or even change the rule so it's just based on the position of the feet. Something like that anyway. For handball, the only fair way is the old 'was it deliberate' question IMO, and I'm not sure a slow motion replay really helps with that.

I thought it was a suspiciously right-wing font.

Where did that nonsense come from?

Post-match appearances aren’t really interviews. They’re 3 or 4 extremely soft and unrelated questions that are basically an opportunity to say what you like.

Absolutely ridiculous behaviour here.

He didn’t cheat, he just followed the football convention of making every physical contact out to be much worse than it is. Still not his fault overall, VAR should have made a different call.

If your hand accidentally brushes someone’s face when you’re already past them, that’s a foul and should result in a goal being disallowed? OK then.

Oops.

Yeah, 4 is about right, more likely to stay up than relegate.

To be generous, he means if we win the next one.

Hardly managerial genius like. Players aren’t fit enough to play a whole game, but players are your only chance of getting a win. Bring players on around 60 minutes.

Same Yorkie, guess we just both know loads about football.

Dunno. Almiron is marginalised in this formation, and ASM is normally much worse playing in the middle. Obviously just having those 3 players makes us much better, no matter what else we do.

I agree, I just think we’ll be shitting ourselves. Unless Fulham have completely imploded.

He’s playing out of position, neutralising almost everything he’s good at.

No.

It’ll be massively worrying if we aren’t safe by then mind

Probably about a 4 on the ‘ometer now, more likely to stay up than go down.

If we play like we did today we’ll get destroyed by both. But not sure when ASM/Wilson will be ready to start.

One draw and beat Sheffield and we have 36, which means Fulham need 10. Can’t see them doing that. I still think we need a win somewhere though, not sure we have the fixtures to get 4 points from draws.

I honestly think we’d be better off with no coaches.