Unlucky Luque

and Beye. Aye. And Owen. Oh wait...

Jesus tittyf****ing christ! Act yer skin!

Looks class on youtube! Can't wait to see him in action!

Remember that Arsenal game where Nobby scored the winner. The fighting spirit Parker showed was mindblowing, and he had to be strechered off cause he had thrown himself into about every Arse player out there. Didn't he get the full weight of Toure or Lauren on his head about 3 times?

£4,5??? Bullard surely wouldnt cost that much more

So ooold

a few minutes at hull then hopefully

Blades of glory tbh

I dont normally post on here but to say play Lua Lua in Centre Midfield is absolute stupid.... 1 - He is no Centre Midfielder 2 - If he was who would sit and defend? He is a winger through and through, prob (and I have only seen him in training and playing for the reserves) a winger with no end product like Zog and Jonas.... before u speak think in future PIL(O)K He can play centre mid. Every time he's come off the bench for the first team, it was at centre-mid. He's played there numerous times for the reserves and U18's. Perhaps check your facts first, Chris Babbleboobhead? I don't see whats so funny? I've been to dozens of these fixtures (mainly reserves) and he's played in a central midfield position. Exactly. And because he can do it in the reserves, he can do it in the premiership, right?

I dont normally post on here but to say play Lua Lua in Centre Midfield is absolute stupid.... 1 - He is no Centre Midfielder 2 - If he was who would sit and defend? He is a winger through and through, prob (and I have only seen him in training and playing for the reserves) a winger with no end product like Zog and Jonas.... before u speak think in future PIL(O)K He can play centre mid. Every time he's come off the bench for the first team, it was at centre-mid. He's played there numerous times for the reserves and U18's. Perhaps check your facts first, Chris Babbleboobhead?

"Pamela Butt"

Meh?

I'd take that. Interesting. Would make sense. Yes please!

Faggots. f***ing s*** c*** indie kids. I used to sport this back in the day as a primary school goalie: http://www.englandfootballonline.com/images/Goalkeepers/Gk1996Red.jpg Me too. Along with the shaka one in this pic <<< Can't beat the sunset keeper top with the tyne bridge silhouette. I had that one... think I got it signed by Pavel Srníček. Fuck knows where it is now. http://www.czechsoccernet.cz/obrazky/postcards/Srnicek-Newcastle97.jpg That nufc top just reeks awesomeness though

given

Changed my mind. He's a poor mans Nile Ranger tbf.

Would definitly take him. Tall, fast, strong. Like a tall, composed oba.

Director of football anyone?

He said he would want to be a newcastle striker if he wasn't primeminister Maybe we should offer him a contract

You're photoshop skills are... mindblowing...

CHILL!

looks shit and plastic

nah. http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3131/ilmh3sargebustblktt7.jpg http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/ilmh3sargebustblktt7.jpg/1/w455.png

eh? He speaks the truth. Wasn't bad, but not outstanding.