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Im pleased with this signing. We need to get another winger in with pace though. I think the squad as is will probably go up but we could do with a cb or 2, a pacey winger and maybe another cm. A leftback would be nice as well but I doubt well get one.

Rafa would have had this done by now. Must have failed the Medical.

Bournemouth has an absolutely stunning seafront and the towns next to it, Branksome etc are beautiful. Probably some of the best coastline in the UK.

So we can go to spain and commit a crime that is fairly serious but basically not get sent down.

Going to be heartbreaking if we dont go up.

Mitro but mainly because hes mental

Isn't that illegal?

Boom

I wonder who will be next in.

That's more than we paid for him isn't it

Do you realise he wasnt in the squad for the Euros?

I like that bit about joining a big club. Fuck you Palace and Pards

I couldn't stand that. If he joins I bet he says something like this. "I am delighted to join Newcastle United Football Club. When Rafa called me and asked me if I'd like to join him at Newcastle United Football Club I though how could I turn down the chance to work with Rafa at Newcastle United Football Club. Newcastle United Football Club has a proud history, Newcastle United Football Club has passionate fans, Newcastle United Football Club is Newcastle United Football Club need I say more "

I still think he'll stay. I'll probably still be saying it when there are photos of him come out with Pardew in a brothel in Croydon though.

I don't think so, he has a release clause. Rafa can figure a way around that. Rafa is above the law.

If Hodgson had went in January I honestly think Pardew would be the front runner. Roll on 6 months and the king is not at his highest ebb.

He's renting the house. Cant rent a house for less than 6 months.

Krul will be away no doubt. Distribution from GK is vital in the way Benitez likes to play and that's his main weakness. Should play Shelvey in nets, he's blinding at long passes.

He has just bought a house here. His dad said he would stay. He'll stay, Im sure of it.

Hell enjoy sitting on the bench whilst a Defensive Midfielder is playing on the wing. I honestly don't think he will leave though.

Greggs doing a new line?

We need more nutters. Him and Mitro should plan the team nights out.

Im convinced we wont lose Townsend. The rest we might but Im not overly arsed about. I think long term Rafa will get the best out of Winjaldum but for the money well get for him if he invests it right we should have an outstanding squad.

They end up 12th this season and hover between 9th and 14th until Sam leaves.

I'm surprised he hasn't signed anyone yet.