brummie

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a f***ing eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of p*ss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the p*ss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render p*ss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper s****. Just like your team then. What goes around comes around and all that. Yep - which is pretty much exactly what I just said in the post you're referring to, you might have observed. Nah got bored after the 2nd paragraph so stopped reading. You really showed him! It's a shame because, piss taking aside, I'm genuinely saying the same thing - what goes around comes around. We're going to have to suck it up this saturday, we've had the same sort of horror season you had that year, too. It's all part of the game, you give it, you take it.

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a f***ing eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of p*ss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the p*ss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render p*ss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper s****. Just like your team then. What goes around comes around and all that. Yep - which is pretty much exactly what I just said in the post you're referring to, you might have observed. Nah got bored after the 2nd paragraph so stopped reading. Did "schadenfreude" make you do a brain melt?

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a f***ing eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of p*ss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the p*ss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render p*ss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper s****. Just like your team then. What goes around comes around and all that. Yep - which is pretty much exactly what I just said in the post you're referring to, you might have observed.

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a fucking eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of piss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the piss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render piss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper shite.

Too fucking right we are. We're that shit. Seriously.

I fear it'll be Richardson.

Ha ha, yes, you'll need to be really on the ball to keep the natural predatory instincts of Rudy Gestede at bay.

Fuck me, I remember him being the next big thing. Whatever happened to him? EDIT back from Google. Plays for Houston Dogscocks in the MLS

I've been posting here for ten years now, so you know I'm not a twat, and i've been telling you this over and over, but stop fucking panicking. We're a "team" of players who are widely loathed by the fans, and who can't wait to get away. We've got zero spine. We managed to turn 2-1 to us at Watford to 3-2 to them in injury time on Saturday and *absolutely nobody* was surprised. In the last ten years of the Premier League, there isn't a better side to have featured at any point in time that you could be facing this weekend, believe me* Three guaranteed points. * except that Derby side that took 11 points.** ** mind you, weren't 6 of them against you? *** *** don't worry, you'll still be fine.

They've been doing that almost all season, so they're well practised, sadly.

Share a thought for Jordan Veretout, who was so determined to join Villa rather than Leicester, he convinced the Nantes' chairman to reject Leicester's higher offer so he could join us.

After this season, I get emotional if we win the toss.

Honestly, I don't think you understand. Saying we will "throw" the game implies that we have some influence on the result of the match. We haven't had that all season. You're all being incredibly daft.

Well done, Leicester, what a truly mindblowing, staggering story.

There's scientifically ZERO way you won't win this match. Honestly, everyone beats us. If you fail to do so then, frankly, you absolutely deserve to get relegated.

I never, ever thought i could manage to enjoy a season in which we were relegated so much. Amazing stuff.

We are playing surprisingly well.

11. Honestly, don't fucking bother thinking you won't get three points. If you think otherwise, you genuinely have no idea what is going on at Villa at the moment. We're not even trying. We're 11 cunts who do not give a tenth of a single shit between themselves. If you can't beat us by at least two goals, you don't just deserve relegation, you belong in League One.

Imagine going through this, followed by 27 years of lies and smears. Disgusting.

Please expand on this. Genuinely interested. its spot on that statement btw. went to Hillsborough one time mid 80s, went on normal bus service- not supporters coaches, getting off at Sheffield we were put in police vans, and literally herded into a giant pen at the back of the leppings lane end, this was the morning btw maybe 10am, we had done nothing wrong. we were held there with no food no drink no toilets until the gate to the match were opened. sheff utd- 90 promotion game, stopped vans driving into Sheffield and escorted us all back to Durham, despite having tickets and no offence had been commited, other than maybe shouldn't carry people in vans. Was also at that spurs game- 87,got separated from my dad, I watched the game from the top of a fence as there was no room on the terracing. South Yorkshire Police were well known for being absolute cunts in the 80s. I can remember trips to Bramall Lane where they'd basically barge into people going into the ground, just looking for a reason to get it to kick off. They were truly despicable bastards, police of the type you'd expect to find in a totalitarian state* * which is PRECISELY what Thatcher's Britain was, right kids?

Over the last few years, I've had more "fun" watching other teams than watching my own. For most of the last five years, for example, laughing at Liverpool has given me more pleasure than Villa. This season, Leicester have given me huge pleasure* It's a great story. I hope they win it. * although in fairness, suffering an anal prolapse live on television would have been more pleasurable than watching us this season.

Theres absolutely no way you won't beat us, none whatsoever So there's three guaranteed points.

Told you He's gone fucking mental.

Eight parties interested in buying us. Season ticket sales opened today. Quelle coincidence.

Inherited. Dad formed MBNA.