brummie

Allardyce oversight.

Upton Park is, and always has been, a fucking shit hole. The only thing notable about it was that it was at times extremely dangerous.

I think you're right, in that we get so used to watching shite week in, week out, that we look towards the championship and think we are still going to continue being shite week in, week out, without stopping to think about the reduced quality of teams we'll be playing in it.

Our year in the championship was probably my favourite NUFC season in the last 13 years. It's great winning every week. I went to most matches in our 87-88 second division year and, although football these days is very different, I agree, the mix of winning and going to new places was ace.

My best mate supports a recently relegated team. He has been telling me all year that the good thing aobut going down is the increased likelihood that you occasionally actually win a match. For that alone, I am thinking it will be a blessed relief after the last five years.

It's a protest against out cunty owners. 74 beachballs (1874, year of foundation) - it's nothing to do with this match.

Being shit week after week, giving Southampton what looked like a deliberate goal creating pass the other week, and recently giving an interview where he talked at length about wanting to move to a champions league club next year whilst never showing enough quality to be good enough to play for us Him, Lescott, Richards - the worst of a bunch of despicable cunts

I would have thought Rafa would have you do that, though.

The crowd have been up for it the last month or so now - basically they have a unity in that they all fucking hate this set of players - it's not just this game that they've come alive. I think the general line of thought is to find at least some fun in it before the season ends. I didn't watch today but the people on here saying you shoukd have been out of the stocks straight away and at us from the start were absolutely spot on. Faced with that we always crumble - always. That's 11 consecutive defeats ended, and I genuinely would not have bet on us getting a single point more this season. I appreciate you don't want to hear this but really, if you can't waltz past us with the minimum effort then either the minimum effort isn't there, or you're heading towards a bad place. You should have been at our throats right from the off.

I watched Sunderland's game today. They're truly awful but they sweated blood. I don't think I've seen a single performance from you or us this season where the players have looked like they were sweating sweat let alone blood. It trickles down from the top - the attitude, ambition and spirit - that's why they are probably staying up, we are not, and you probably won't. Two dysfunctional basket case shambles

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a f***ing eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of p*ss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the p*ss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render p*ss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper s****. Just like your team then. What goes around comes around and all that. Yep - which is pretty much exactly what I just said in the post you're referring to, you might have observed. Nah got bored after the 2nd paragraph so stopped reading. Did "schadenfreude" make you do a brain melt? Just find your posts generally speaking to be fairly boring and repetitive tbh, nothing personal of course, so the longer ones I tend not to bother reading all the way through. Will this season's heartache ever end?

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a f***ing eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of p*ss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the p*ss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render p*ss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper s****. Just like your team then. What goes around comes around and all that. Yep - which is pretty much exactly what I just said in the post you're referring to, you might have observed. Nah got bored after the 2nd paragraph so stopped reading. You really showed him! It's a shame because, piss taking aside, I'm genuinely saying the same thing - what goes around comes around. We're going to have to suck it up this saturday, we've had the same sort of horror season you had that year, too. It's all part of the game, you give it, you take it.

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a f***ing eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of p*ss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the p*ss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render p*ss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper s****. Just like your team then. What goes around comes around and all that. Yep - which is pretty much exactly what I just said in the post you're referring to, you might have observed. Nah got bored after the 2nd paragraph so stopped reading. Did "schadenfreude" make you do a brain melt?

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a f***ing eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of p*ss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the p*ss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render p*ss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper s****. Just like your team then. What goes around comes around and all that. Yep - which is pretty much exactly what I just said in the post you're referring to, you might have observed.

It wasn't bitterness, it was schadenfreude. It's all part of football. The time to worry is when you go down and nobody bats a fucking eyelid. People go on about 'the banners' but they're talking about two banners which could have been brought by one person for all we know. It's not like we were all riding around the city centre, sat on top of our cars, bibbing our horns and waving flags at 3am in the morning because you'd got relegated. Anyway, we know what it's like now - we've been slowly tortured to death in front of the entire world for one entire season now. We have had loads of piss take and media coverage about it and to be honest, it just makes me feel better - that us getting relegated is still 'a story'. Unlike pointless yoyo clubs like Albion or Norwich, up and down so often people forget where they are from one year to the next. This fixture is a great opportunity for you lot to take the piss back, and we're going to have to suck it up. The only problem is: 1. Your current league position which may render piss taking inadvisable before the end of the match. 2. The fact that that banner posted here is proper shite.

Too fucking right we are. We're that shit. Seriously.

I fear it'll be Richardson.

Ha ha, yes, you'll need to be really on the ball to keep the natural predatory instincts of Rudy Gestede at bay.

Fuck me, I remember him being the next big thing. Whatever happened to him? EDIT back from Google. Plays for Houston Dogscocks in the MLS

I've been posting here for ten years now, so you know I'm not a twat, and i've been telling you this over and over, but stop fucking panicking. We're a "team" of players who are widely loathed by the fans, and who can't wait to get away. We've got zero spine. We managed to turn 2-1 to us at Watford to 3-2 to them in injury time on Saturday and *absolutely nobody* was surprised. In the last ten years of the Premier League, there isn't a better side to have featured at any point in time that you could be facing this weekend, believe me* Three guaranteed points. * except that Derby side that took 11 points.** ** mind you, weren't 6 of them against you? *** *** don't worry, you'll still be fine.

They've been doing that almost all season, so they're well practised, sadly.

Share a thought for Jordan Veretout, who was so determined to join Villa rather than Leicester, he convinced the Nantes' chairman to reject Leicester's higher offer so he could join us.

After this season, I get emotional if we win the toss.

Honestly, I don't think you understand. Saying we will "throw" the game implies that we have some influence on the result of the match. We haven't had that all season. You're all being incredibly daft.

Well done, Leicester, what a truly mindblowing, staggering story.