brummie

He was alright, that's about it. I would much prefer to keep him for this league, though. I see Brad Guzan is going to Middlesbrough. Are they fucking stupid? Did they watch none of last season? Or the one before? He's finished. He's Carsoned.

The likes of Harry Redknapp, Danny Mills, almost all of the football media make me really ashamed to share an interest with them, they're such thick cunts.

Does it really matter who the England manager is? It really doesn't. It'll still be year after year of all fart and zero shit. Allardyce is a cunt, mind. The best thing about this appointment is not having to see his fat fucking ignorant gum-chewing face on MOTD week in, week out. not that I'll need to watch MOTD next season.

How are you lot feeling about this season? No matter how it pans out, SURELY SURELY both our clubs must have a good chance of consistently winning football matches. Fucking hell, imagine that. It's like what Victorians must have felt like the first time they saw a train. When the credits roll on the Channel 5 coverage on a Saturday night, I'll be sat here watching, staring at the screen, tears rolling down my cheeks as Mrs Brummie frantically shouts "what's wrong, what's wrong?" - "We've just beaten Burton Albion and Brentford inside seven days, can't you even try to understand my dreams???" It'll be unreal. I know we've both been shit for years now, but really, surely, surely we can dream of maybe, say, three wins in a row? Or (in our case) more than four home wins a season?

Not the one I know, he's gutted. You have to remember, for Hull fans, these are impressive times - promotion to the PL, relegation, FA Cup final. It's Hull City. Ten years ago they were playing on a dog shit strewn council park in front of 15 people (well, you know what I mean) and nothing exciting ever happened to them. It'd be fucking great to see Tactics Tim back in business, though, the fucking TWAT.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/09/stiliyan-petrov-first-aston-villa-appearance-since-beating-leukaemia He's got a massive fight on his hands to get back in the team after what he's been through, but this is the first time anything villa related has made me happy for about a year. What an attitude compared to the feckless scumbags who let us down last season

As an outsider, I always liked that badge. It reminds me of my favourite Villa badge, both are from about the same time and I remember this sort of style looked super modern at the time. Basically, round badges are fucking ace. http://d22k6u99ay5z2k.cloudfront.net/monthly_2015_10/8194365381989cd70eb0c1dc604e1781.jpg.9ce5bd28cedb65540f3d2b0b749516f3.jpg

Parent company, innit. They'll just be sharing the same content. Noticed the same thing with the Birmingham Mail (same parent co) recently - local fucking cretins getting made up shit published nationally.

They're going to look fucking amazing with the secondary sponsor allowed on the back in the championship, which will probably be a chip shop or something.

Allegedly ours. I hope so. They look nice. In fact, I'd say that away shirt is the best one we've had in years.

How can he possibly expect that to go well?

Never gonna happen. A Champions league winner in the championship, you must be joking. I was just thinking that, there will be two managers in the Championship who have won the Champions League. Given some of the utterly horrific names we've been linked with, I think Di Matteo is by far the best one I've heard so far.

Ha ha ha, excellent.

Perky tits on the left.

Doing away with the midweek games? I appreciate I am probably the only one, but the only positive from our relegation for me is the fact that there are loads of midweek games in that league. I love midweek games.

Never realised the Chinese were such big drinkers If he isn't now, he will be after a season watching us play. He has said today he was at the home match against you lot. God only knows what he made of "the best league in the world" that day. Let alone the loud protests against the current owner.

Unfortunately, the new owner didn't exist on the internet before this morning. I forecast doom.

lerner just wants rid Aye but he only paid that for the club as well. Ashley paid more than double for us, fairly similar sized clubs. re my edit- Pat Murphy on 5 live was suggesting that the 70+years remaining on contracts of players who took the piss as they were relegated were a huge burden /issue to be cleared up- lerner just wants out of it. It'll include debt being passed on. No debt. What sort of businessman does it take to buy a club for a certain amount, own it through ten years of unprecedented flow of tv money into the game and end up selling it for what he paid for it, having deposited it in the second division? What a fucking idiot. I'll be surprised if you don't have any debt tbh. We don't - the debt that we did have was as to Lerner and, to his credit, he wrote it off.

lerner just wants rid Aye but he only paid that for the club as well. Ashley paid more than double for us, fairly similar sized clubs. re my edit- Pat Murphy on 5 live was suggesting that the 70+years remaining on contracts of players who took the piss as they were relegated were a huge burden /issue to be cleared up- lerner just wants out of it. It'll include debt being passed on. No debt. What sort of businessman does it take to buy a club for a certain amount, own it through ten years of unprecedented flow of tv money into the game and end up selling it for what he paid for it, having deposited it in the second division? What a fucking idiot. This time last year they were talking 200m. That's what getting relegated does, I guess. The fucking mug. Good riddance.

And if anyone was in any doubt regarding Lerner having totally lost the plot, here's his rambling sixth-former stream of consciousness farewell message from our web site. Bannockburn? WTF?

Some of our fans took this last opportunity to "pay tribute" to some of our players today. Richards, Lescott, Bacuna: http://i.imgur.com/53lZ7GW.jpg Flabby Onegoalayear: http://i.imgur.com/C4K0EDP.jpg

I think the conflict with the fact that you find so many of these players utterly reprehensible and want to watch them slowly drown in an icy canal, is that although they've been abymsal all season, a lot of them would still manage to be amongst the best players in the championship, and it is players fitting this description you need to hang on to. Similar thing going on for us. I'd like to drive a train over Bacuna, for example, but would he be decent at that level? actually, thinking about it, no, no he wouldn't

I wonder who Everton will go for. I understand Captain Bellend is somehow still available. http://www.london24.com/polopoly_fs/1.3532050.1396938342!/image/1597514775.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/1597514775.jpg

That is exactly the same thing I noticed when comparing us to other teams (esp Sunderland). They looked like they were prepared to sweat blood to stay up. Our players didn't look fucked enough to sweat actual sweat. Yours looked similar.

You so obviously need exactly the same thing we do - to be razed to the fucking ground and started again. Hopefully both clubs will get a purging of these time serving cunts who don't fucking get it. It should be nigh on impossible to fail to keep clubs like Newcastle and Villa in the top flight, do the minimum and take the big television money. It should be almost impossible to do this in a season where we've just seen the likes of Bournemouth and Watford get promoted and survive. That's the damning thing about these people - their performance, their total lack of understanding, their total inability to do their fucking jobs, it is right there, for all to see, but they continue to survive.