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Us going down and Spurs winning the league. Jon Bon Fucking Jesus Christ.

The fuck is he thinking? That's actually genuine, too. There you go, that's one of the problems this club has, cunts like that. And he's a supposed 'boyhood Villa fan', the cunt.

Can't see that happening. He may resign but the club hierarchy have long since rolled over and accepted relegation, sacking him would just cost money they don't want to spend. He's not going to be getting binned at any point. He's the only one with a scintilla of an understanding of the game at the club.

Well, quite. Except for when (under Sherwood) we lost 6-1 to Southampton.

You'll have the sharpest-dressed squad the Championship's ever seen. The irony of having Macron shirts - a brand which screams 'Championship' - in the PL and then a decent one when we're actually in the Championship.

Reading Villatalk last week they were discussing Charles N'Zogbia and how he's picking up 65k a week for doing fuck all, and how if he had "any pride" he'd walk away from it and go and play football somewhere else etc etc. Utter fucking nonsense. Football clubs created the likes of N'Zogbia, sitting out long deals picking up huge amounts of money. It's easy for fans who will never, ever find themselves in that situation to say players should forego the extra 100k a week on offer here or there. If we were in that situation and someone was saying "it's 50k a week (2.5m a year) at this mediocre mid table English club, or 150k a week (7.5m a year) and probably a deeply advantageous tax situation at some shitty Chinese club" then I don't think we'd be as adamant about the right choice as we are now that it's not us making that decision.

Do you rate him Brum? Yes, very much so. He seems to have turned around the doubters that there were over the last few weeks. He's found a decent shape for us, he's managed to get a combination of defenders that seems to work (Richards at RB, Cissokho recalled from loan at LB and Okore and Lescott in the middle), and he's got us playing some watchable stuff. The problem is he's currently totally fucked up front. Agbonlahor only fit striker. Ayew banned. I fucking hope he stays, whether we go down or stay up.

To be fair it's not beyold the realms of possibilities you get out of it, Leicester were 7 points off safety with only 8 games to go last season. You seem in good form now, all the teams down the bottom seem to constantly fuck up, and theres only an 8 point difference, its very unlikely, but possible. our one advantage is that we've got nothing to lose, we've been considered dead for ages

Apparently ours next year are by Under Armor. They'll at least look better than the Macron shite.

Good result for us today. Last five or six games, we've started to play how Garde wants us to, even if we haven't got the results we've deserved a few times. Sadly, it's too late. Even more sadly, the CUNTS on our board have pissed Garde off so much, the first manager with a brain we've had in ages will be offski in the summer, I suspect.

It looks like everyone at Villa is switching off, I can see Norwich winning. Villa have been better in the league recently and were definitely the better team until Ayew got himself sent off through the week. I can see them beating Norwich but I hope Norwich win. We are playing much, much better of late, but still can't win games. And I guess Ayew will be a loss too. Kind of nullifies you guys a bit doesn't it? Just a bit. Here is our list of fit strikers at the moment: Agbonlahor. That's it.

It looks like everyone at Villa is switching off, I can see Norwich winning. Villa have been better in the league recently and were definitely the better team until Ayew got himself sent off through the week. I can see them beating Norwich but I hope Norwich win. We are playing much, much better of late, but still can't win games.

Well, I'm impressed, that's Barca-esque compared to the massive cunt soup which is Villa this season.

Norwich are so shit, I wouldn't even rule out us maybe getting a point against them on Saturday. Just imagine, if it is us, you and the mackems who go down, the Championship is going to attract more attention than it has for ages.

Man up. Easy for us to say when all our spirits are already crushed. Ha ha, that most football fan reply ever. That's cheered me.

I honestly find myself genuinely close to actually crying. Last night was terrible. Tonight is terrible. Saturday will be terrible. I'm a 47 year old man who honestly thinks his football club are going to make him start blubbing.

I've genuinely never been so fucking depressed by football. The only thing that could happen to make this season worse would be Garde leaving, and I think the CUNTS running us have conspired to ensure that happens, too.

I hope Leicester win the league. Although those fucking rattly things their fans have are the most small time thing ever.

I used to doodle formations and write A Tribe Called Quest in my notebooks. At school i used to do AVFC with various degrees of slope where the right hand part of the A runs parallel to the left hand side of the V. I also used to draw the two tone records logo over and over, too.

What does Pardew keep scrawling in that little notebook? When I am in mindnumbing meetings at work, i start making notes, then drift off into doodling, and without fail, never ever look at the notes again. It's basically just a token effort to appear to be trying. I reckon that's his approach, too.

Bournemouth fans singing "you're going down with the Villa" at Palace.

f*** that, Palace can still get dragged into the relegation fight Palace are 10 points ahead of us, I'd rather the team that is 2 points ahead of us to lose It's sickening wanting Pardew to win BUT it's a necessary evil Palace need 3 wins to survive. They're absolutely safe. Win please. Good start for us here. You have to go back 10 games to get 3 wins from them. They only have 4 in the last 15. It's possible Even we beat Palace.

Brainless stuff from Ayew tonight. Well on top for the first 20 minutes, he randomly cunts one of their players in the face with his elbow for no reason whatsoever. Nice three match ban and 70 mins with 10 men. We're looking surprisingly decent, though. So, basically, given our current injuries and suspensions, the list of strikers Garde can choose from for the next match is: Agbonlahor. That's it.

That bit was so cringey. I feel dirty watching this shit.

Fucking get in! Thank fuck, something, some positive to take from this window.