Danh1

COYW!

40k others sadly.

In all seriousness mind, it says a lot about how fucked this club is when we are looking back fondly at Derek cunting Llambias.

I went over to the Kharkiv away game on the plane put on by NUFC and Thomas Cook which meant we went straight from the ground to the airport. When we got there, all of the players, management and club officials etc were there and tbf they were sound as owt, especially Carver and Andy Woodman. I realised about 5 mins before the flight that I had lost my passport and Decka L could see me flapping and came over and asked me what was going on. He then retraced my steps with me and we found my passport in the bin with sandwich wrappers etc that I had discarded. Nowt exciting but fair play to him. In fact, I recall @Paully was staying in the same hotel as the team and put loads of drinks on Llambias’ bill.

Shearer should be telling Bruce a few home truths. Instead they’ll be having a few pints in The Diamond acting like best mates. Baldy prick.

Llambias helped me find my passport when I lost it in Kharkiv airport. Get the deal done and bring him home.

Craig Hope. Newcastle’s finest. Keep turning the screw Craig lad.

Should be played just before Blaydon Races at SJP. The good version of Blaydon Races that is, not the current embarrassment that gets played.

Only because we won’t be in it from May.

Wish he would just fuck off.

Compare that to Bruce. The useless cunt who just throws every attacking player on the bench on to the pitch and completely destabilises the team. How the bloated prick is a professional football manager I have no idea.

Further down the thread he says before the end of October. He is so fucking exhausting yet has everyone hanging on his every word. Suppose it shows how desperate we are for change that people are clinging on to anything.

He is cracking! Loving this man! We need Mr Hope to start sticking the boot in and a nice defeat to Leeds next week.

Rattled.

Only hope we have is the obese, malformed beaked cunt resigning. As long as him and the other 2 useless cunt Steve’s are here it’s curtains this season.

4-1. We are 1000% down this season.

Don’t worry. Brucey will find a way to win them the game.

England’s penalty let down merchant Sancho very quiet today.

Bruce raging with Manquillo.

Game owa. Bruce pitching a tent the fat fucking prick.

Bruce is the perfect opposition for Man Utd and Ronaldo. He had probably instructed our players to let him have a goal on his debut. Fat mess.

Rondon is class like. That home game against Bournemouth when he scored two, some performance from him.

Surprised the club have actually spoken. Bet they’re glad that they have such a spineless pansy as a “head coach”.

Sadly I cannot see it. Ashley couldn’t give a fuck and Charnley is a fat whopper who has no say in the operations of the club and lacks a pair of bollocks.

Bruce is ideal for Ashley. A spineless little rat. The only time he’d be “knocking Ashley’s door down” is if there was a cream cake behind the cunt.