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Because he won't be gone for the ACN?

Compared to Crumpy, everyone's an Ashley apologist. Pansies.

I was assuming it was something ridiculous when I saw who started this thread, but I have to say, this exceeded my expectations.

Sums it up quite nicely.

Did he get a Champions League winner's medal when they won it?! We can start his medal up front against Sunderland.

Gonna have Peytaar Crewch man I am literally quaking in my boots.

http://imgnews.naver.com/image/076/2011/08/31/2011090101000003900222381.jpg Arsenal's new No.9 Hope he's ready for a relegation fight

Sunderland selling Gyan? Hope they enjoy having South Korea's third-choice striker starting up front for them.

Aye, everyone should know that they're only allowed to start new threads if the player in question is undesirable.

This "instantly believe any rumor you don't like" thing had gotten out of hand.

With our luck, I fully expect Italy to be expelled from the EU within the next two days, screwing up his visa status and torpedoing the deal.

Agent Bruce Our man on the inside.

There's only one Ballotelli.

IMO with that right foot of his he could easily be scoring 7~8 goals a season. Would go a long way towards replacing "Nolan's Goals"

Should be first choice (pending any further arrivals). Travesty that he hasn't been so far. For the record, Shola does seem to help out the defense a lot more than Best.

I'm not sure I want Park Chu-Young to sign for that shit mid-table club anymore.

A prince among men.

Who? What? Huh?

Was genuinely convinced that we'd throw away the points when he came on despite being 2-0 up. Then sometime after their goal I noticed that he was being played up front Never again Pards, never again.

Hope this doesn't mean we're not getting a specialist left back. Ah fuck it, it probably does.

Fuck this shit. I'm sick of pointless articles containing quotes from various people that don't actually mean anything. Get a left back and striker over to SJP holding up a shirt and smiling for the camera NOW. I demand it.

Can't be far away tbh. Not exactly the picture of health, is he? Bet his heart's got some fucking strain on it? Does he smoke? With our luck he's probably bequeathed the club to Llambias in his will.

Getting on an overnight flight soon, expect to have this and a left back done in the morning so we can move on to Santon.

Ranger's Mam gets in ahead of Beardsley?

Based on the name I'm assuming that it's a Lens website that's following the story because they might be about to get a four million Euro windfall.