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If I was a halfway decent player I'd have my agents doing everything in their power to get me out of Sports Direct FC. Would be fed up with watching my value plummet because the entire club is structured to fail and I'm being coached by a rotating cast of underqualified buffoons.

LOL, What part of that comment do you not understand, I shall try and explain it to you? Oh btw, I from a yonderstar called truth, wisdom and intellect, why not visit us sometime, be sure to wipe the egg of thy face first though, looks a bit silly :lol: I tend to be wary of people who describe themselves as "truth, wisdom, and intellect"

Clearly I'm Mike Ashley. The last person you'd ever suspect.

Because they've been hiding it so well otherwise

Just go ahead and change the name and the colors so people can cut ties. It's all that's left.

Yep. I wouldn't be surprised if Pardew and now Carver have been offered incentives to throw the derbies. I'm sure Ashley loves every one of these defeats.

Glanced at the game while doing other stuff. It was the first game I've watched in ages and I thought I might be slightly bothered because it was the derby but it felt just as meh as the last time. I am fully behind the idea of disowning the club and reforming at the bottom of the football pyramid. NUFC has been bled dry to the point where it has ceased to have any connection with its fans. The only thing it represents now is Mike Ashley and Sports Direct.

If that's true, sack all the players too.

So, how many 1000-page threads until this imbecile is gone?

First time in ages that I actually give a shit.

I'd assume they're great considering Pardew rarely/never played them. I'd assume they'll never make it considering that they're Newcastle youth players. Ah man, where's the fun in that? We have one of the worst-run youth setups in the league. It's not fun at all.

I'd assume they're great considering Pardew rarely/never played them. I'd assume they'll never make it considering that they're Newcastle youth players.

The job is his. Stop kidding yourself.

He's 50, but looks like he's going to have the life expectancy of your average WWE wrestler. I think it may well be a health problem or something else unexpected that eventually sees him leave. Like having dodgy emails exposed, Malky Mackay or Sony Pictures style. Or his other businesses going tits up. Or being chucked in jail when one of his dubious business practices crosses the legal line. I can dream. His ticker giving up on him is probably our best shot, fat unhealthy fucker looks like a prime candidate for an early heart attack. Perhaps any protests should focus on giving him sudden surprises and constantly getting buckets of fried chicken delivered to his house.... I'm sure whoever he leaves the club to after his death will be a fantastic, upstanding human being

Come to New England Hatem Or Seoul. Take your pick.

As far as I'm concerned we should just rename this wonderful place "-Online" until Ashley leaves.

I really, really miss the old Newcastle United sign.

I genuinely want him to just change the name to Sports Direct FC so it's officially not my club anymore. I want to be able to give up hope.

I bet Ashley wouldn't be averse to loaning some of our first-team players to Rangers for nothing if it looks like we're safe and they need a bit of help.

This club is NWOAT

Can't believe this shit is actually legal

I'm broken. I haven't watched a game in months. I could be in the UK at the same time as a match and I still wouldn't go. There's just no point.

If he wants to at least try to reconcile with the fans, he needs to issue a formal apology for his embarrassing conduct earlier this season. Until then he's a blight on this club regardless of results.

Poor oldtype I fucking hate this club and how its shitiness has somehow managed to seep into other aspects of my life.