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I say we give him for free to whoever San Lorenzo's most bitter rivals are. Just to spite them.

I can somewhat understand the decision from a rational point of view but I'm just so sick of Pardew I can't be excited about anything as long as he's in charge. We could sign Messi tomorrow and I'd be like "meh, he'll be shit in a month."

History will probably reassess Beckham's move to LA if it comes to be remembered as the first step in Soccer making the big time in the US.

I'm convinced that the full extent of Kinnear's tactical instructions was "alright lads, it's 4-4-2, you know what to do. Go out there and run hard!"

That's generally what you do with stats, you know, analyze them My eyes have shown me enough to tell me that our attacking play is poor, but numbers do prove that we create at least as many chances as most other teams. It's just that creating chances doesn't fully correlate with good attacking play. Stats are fine as long as you accept that there are limitations on their analytical value. You don't need to be pigeonholed into thinking they're either omnipotent or completely worthless. Certainly don't agree with some sports fans treating them like they're the devil.

Gah, please just keel over and die. This is too much. I can't take it anymore.

Hey, we guaranteed safety today Ask yourself when is the next time we'll have any person associated with our club who is so universally loved as a source of pride like Ferguson is for Man U. Let that depress you for a moment.

God, so envious of this shit. Wish we could have something to be happy about for once.

Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked

Well, this was bad for my health

Just shat myself

Wow, thanks Zamora

Well, that guarantees Harper a farewell match next week. That's touching.

Oh for the love of God

Wow, QPR are so bad they almost conceded from a set piece to us

Robert Green is awesome

I'm reasonably confident neither side is going to do anything relevant for the rest of the match.

We're inviting QPR on like we usually do. They don't particularly fancy the idea of expending the energy to attack.

I'll take that

Fuck all to do with luck or unlucky, we are shit. If we were just shit and not unlucky we wouldn't be in this situation.

I understand we're the worst team in the league with the worst manager i the galaxy and all, but if we're relegated I don't see how anyone can claim that we weren't also horrifically unlucky.

I don't even celebrate when Cisse scores anymore

Moyes will be fine as long as Man U fans give him some time and don't instantly turn against him if they go trophyless for a couple years. Everton, on the other hand, are probably fucked.

Hitler: "I wasnt a very nice person"

Randomly went to a Turkey match a few years ago and saw Emre sitting very deep. Think that might actually have been his natural position.