Mike

The scheduled goalkeeper comedy is set to continue.

Fucking Onana.

Hey now I heard a few lads that time.

Yes.

City have a lovely ground tbf. I can't wait to hear how it sounds when the season starts.

I've decided all of our major spotlight pursuits were blinds for Nick.

Delighted I didn't stick that on.

I had a similar injury at 17, although I managed it on my own. He probably had loads of help from models the fucking casual.

I didn't make a single dime betting against blackpool. I am why I am poor.

Hate to see it, mate.

Bruno saying "Fook's sake man" is hilarious.

Howay Tripps

Earned his post game sushi.

This is a bad motherfucker we have right here.

Blind no accountability bent fucks.

Eh.

Bloody hell we're so static in defence. Joe not having a good game.

Previous striker tearing his achilles to the bone and screaming in the stretcher.

GET THE FUCK IN

Get their hard drives scanned.

tbf we were relying on a fucking rat who didn't feel like putting his uniform on the swedish cunt.

You got two looks at that and got it wrong twice you corrupt useless dickless fucks.

God we're so mad in that reality.

Name of the game mate. It's what we do sheila.

Tweeting about bad NUFC shit is viagra to Craig.