Mike

Fuming if they get two bailouts in two years.

Hear Isak's knee exploded? Has my elf on the shelf really missed my innumerable wanks and given me my most prized gift?

The first....12 hours after a match are not the place to find opinions people will be willing to stand by after a day or two.

We will continue to be on the wrong side of 50/50 shit as long as we don't bitch about it. It's unseemly but this is the league we are in.

Fuck that, call her a daft cow, Eddie.

Too nice again. Far too magnanimous.

Needs to kick up a stink post game about that ref.

Both Madeley's should have been blowjobs.

I hate you.

They must be sending ads via fucking carrier pigeons to think that.

That's us, isn't it?

Loaded with what.

Almost screamed in the gym.

He seemed to be the only one out there that recognized the importance of the match. Had our only shots on target iirc?

Needs time off. Forgot he became a dad recently. Was worried that I was watching his body language turn to shit in real time but fair play he's probably exhausted too.

We're at 10 men every week, he can't be trusted with more than 15 minute cameos. We're going to lose Tino and Tonali when we finish outside Europe this season.

He looks like he never played football in his life. Loan with obligation fuck him pure off in January.

Didn't look subtle.

Ramsey must be dogshit.

Years now.

Corner routines meticulously planned but never getting the ball past the first cunting fucker.

Need a pinky wrapped in napkin iyam.

Amazing how many meaningless players we have right now.