Kaizero

Because Colback is s***. That never stopped Pardew and his sidekick Carver from picking him all the time. They even wanted 11 of the bastards on the pitch. Off to Forest anyhow.

Because Colback is shit.

I wish I managed to get you in time, that was a spectacularly failed wind-up attempt I like the reactions over here in our press tbh: "These sums being bandied about... it sounds like the English clubs are using Monopoly money."

Almost got you before the edit

Make that £15m

How many loan players can we have? 2 from the PL. More from outside.

I’d rather stick with Joselu.

He any good? Saw his wiki this morning and it said he was canny tall. Leicester want 30mil from West Ham for Slimani apparently Tearing the Danish league a new one, not sure if it’ll translate to the Prem though. He’s really strong and physical so that should be a plus. Could go either way.

Alexander Sørloth to Crystal Palace for £12m.

I’ve heard Hulu wants to show The Handmaids Tale to Martians, make of that what you will.

Official: Kenedy joins Newcastle because of the movie "Goal!"

Can only assume they're after him because he's used to playing in another romantic tragedy. A plague o' both your houses!

If it was Man City or Spurs coming in for him instead of us, do you think he'd have the same mindset? If it was a loan move, then yeah.

I was about to say this thread was premature, but then I saw why it was originally started, and when

fwiw, I'd much rather Sturridge than Jørgensen.

Don't think I've disliked one of our own players as much as I dislike Shelvey since we had Michael fucking Owen on our books.

5 quid says Kaizero is a yank You want my PayPal over PM so you can send me the five pounds, or? Bucks are not pounds. Quids are.

Not with that kind of attitude we aren't.

5 quid says Kaizero is a yank You want my PayPal over PM so you can send me the five pounds, or?

5 bucks says Might Mag is Polish.

A swap deal was also rumoured with Łukasz Teodorczyk Why would we literally downgrade? Why is it downgrading? Bringing in a striker with a poorer record than Mitro from the team Mitro came from. In the last three season's Mitrovic has 14 goals in 65. Łukasz Teodorczyk has 26 goals in 57 in the last two season's. I must be missing the downgrade. You must surely understand that I'm talking about their record for Anderlecht.