Kaizero

New thread: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=99882.new#new

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http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,44463.0.html «It is believed that the former Newcastle transfer target is back on the Magpies radar as they are scouting all over the world for free transfers following the £35m sale of Andy Carroll» I’d forgotten my own joke and laughed out loud until I realized I was laughing at my own joke, which is a shit thing to do

Stoke can do one as well. Boring ass shits.

Because he’s shit. Better then Bob Bradley though. For arguments sake they’re both shit Swansea managers. Swansea is a horrid club regardless. Hope they fall back into obscurity.

Because he’s shit.

They’re the absolute worst.

What's an Indian multinational conglomerate got to do with anything? Tina Turner's rejected first draft.

His son is supposedly good looking as well - for a 12 year old. Is this according to you or the daily mail? ? Nah, there was an article somewhere about how he’s being just as sexualized at his age as his older sister was.

His son is supposedly good looking as well - for a 12 year old.

Slim has it. We should unfurl that on Sat, somehow changing the text to "COME HOME".

Østersund

£30 on Rosenborg @ 9.00 £20 on Rosenborg & Østersund @ 43.65

I hear some arab royals like to shoot grouse in Newcastle. Have you guys heard yet? Fairly certain it’s breaking news.

West Ham 2-1 Brighton Chelsea 2-2 Watford Huddersfield 0-2 Man Utd Man City 6-0 Burnley Newcastle 3-0 Crystal Palace Stoke 1-1 Bournemouth Swansea 0-0 Leicester Southampton 2-1 West Brom Everton 0-2 Arsenal Tottenham 2-2 Liverpool

More parking spaces. Pretty important for all the visiting vans.

Shittest Norwegian ever. I don’t hate Sweden. Only Denmark. Potato fuckers.

Nah, he’d not bomb next season. It would be the season after that if I got my Pardew boom-bust cycle correct. Take over mid season, guide to safety: «Thank fuck!» One full okay plus season: «We don’t play well, but maybe everyone is wrong about him?» Third season: «Oh dear god why»

Northern Ireland v Switzerland Croatia v Greece Denmark v Republic Ireland Sweden v Italy I’d like this, please.

Crazy talk.

Boooo! Down with this sort of thing!

Gayle is horrible in the PL for some reason. It makes no sense that he should suck this much given how good he is just a league below.