Kaizero

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I, for one, prefer CRonaldo. Both brilliant though. Which is probably the main point here as it's rather impossible to actually prove one is better than the other. Which means it's basically down to personal preference between two of the greatest footballers we've seen at the end of the day.

Bournemouth are basically a game of football manager. Feel like these things never happen in real life.

It is slightly plucky tbh, there squad value this season is apparently £21M, which is 14th overall. Last season they were 22nd with a squad value of £14M. Admittedly they had the 6th highest squad when they got promoted from League One, but it's still a achievement imo. Yeah, and whilst their owner has money, he's barely invested (by football standards). Somewhere around £10m to £15m since he took over or something.

Shiiiiiiiiit, dat goal

Woop, there it is!

Fucking Bogdan. Let them score already.

0-2 already

Put £40 on Stabæk @ 3.95, let's see if they're as good a moneymaker as last year.

He'd also jeopardize his career at BBC, so can understand him not doing anything even if it's frustrating as fuck.

Will have absolutely no difference over time tbh. On the other hand, one-offs such as the 4-4 vs Arsenal and the likes will probably have "lifted" the players spirit to fight even harder for a comeback.

That's utter bollocks. There's thousands of football fans all over the country who love going to watch their football club and have done since they were small children. It's in their blood and despite how bad things get simply cannot stop doing it. No. The analogy is spot on. You just choose to let the neighbour fuck the wife because you also enjoy fucking the wife and she'd not let you if she couldn't fuck the neighbour while you listened.

I see Watford is promoted then. Bournemouth as well if they win on Monday. Cool stuff.

Ït was his first goal that broke the forum IIRC. We still liked him back then.

http://media.giphy.com/media/NVkQeztyuTpgk/giphy.gif

So good.

They report one number to the officials and one number to the public.

Nile Ranger is a vermin of a man, still really enjoyed his caption of this picture: "You can tell I really liked this guy."

£5 on Liverpool -5 @ 28.00 http://media.giphy.com/media/XwOEGLRlAUb4Y/giphy.gif

I accept.

England is a shit team these days tbh. If I had made up a five tier system, I'D have both the US and England on the second tier. The first tier has teams you expect to beat them, like Germany, Brazil and so on. The second tier has teams like Belgium, Columbia and so on where they might have a chance but you don't really know in advance. If the US met England I'd really not know which side to bet on. A draw perhaps. This doesn't mean that England has worse players than the US, just that they time and time again undermine their quality by refusing to work as a cohesive unit.

Romania fucking unable to win more than 1-0 over the fucking Faroe Islands. Fuck.

Why no pens in the Gerrard testimonial? Well annoying. Don't end a fucking testimonial in a fucking draw for fucks sake.

I could be angry about Mix choosing America ahead of Norway, but it's fully understandable. Same goes for Aron Johansson. Just a logical choice given the options, really.