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£100 on England, Netherlands, Norway, Wales, Belgium, Hungary, Georgia and Croatia returns £2208 Let's see what happens

Might just be because we're playing Malta, but we're looking shit hot right noe. Sadly it's probably the Malta thing.

This. A thousand times this. It's so fucking easy to just say "Mike Ashley you bastard, get out of our club" instead of the fat cockney shit and thus not fucking feeding the media the Geordie "WE HAyTe DE NO-GOrrDIES AN FATtIs!" stereotype.

"Tough for us. Slight margins in the game. Can't keep getting beat, need to adress that. We got to find a little bit more quality up front. Need more width. Need to give ourselves more thrust. Stoke defend very well. Need a little bit of something in the final area. When you're in the six yard box against Peter Crouch you're in trouble."

Same here Genuinely baffled how anyone can see anything in it. You mean it's not: "Get me a fur at the fancy pawn shop and get a beard!"

"Look, I brought you a potion And it’s gonna work great ’cause it’ll make you run. And you brought your potion, right?"

Fucking Crouch, man.

Hate that fucking chant. So simple just replacing "Fat Cockney bastard" with "Mike Ashley you bastard" and not make our fans look like cockney/obese hating people.

CROUCH

Take the whole context of everything surrounding the club and who the next tie is, ST. That performance soley, given the changes made to the side (obviously both sides did), what did you feel was wrong with the performance from the players tonight? Given the next tie I'd especially much rather we lost this instead of giving Pardew a breather.

Because it's fucking deterimental for fucking future success ffs. Fuck.

I'm so close to just straight up calling zicomartin the c-word. So close. Fuck. Scum of the earth conspiracy theorist motherfuckers. Fuck. So angry.

How awesome wouldn't it have been if he'd held up one of those sackpardew banners, or someone made him pose with one? Hatem Che Arfa

Cardiff sack Solskjær.

It is in a way because they try to provide "balance", so if they get 100 anti-Pardew and 2 lunatics, they'll put the latter on with 2 of the former. Just ends up making the show sound farcical, although Anderson does that too. Basically this:

Slayed me

The funny thing here is, in relation to the quality of England, we're 1-5-6 under Per Mathias Høgmo and that match was pretty much the worst performance from Norway thus far.

Wey, they haven't though. They just have our best player and (goes without saying) a better manager. I was looking through their team today ... they have surpassed us man. They have better centre backs, midfielders and strikers. Hull City. Mostly because Pardew has ruined all of ours. That's simply not true like. You're being a hypochondriac. They haven't 'overtaken' us aside from having our best player and a better manager, that's it. Not even worth debating. I meant strictly team wise. I think theirs has surpassed ours. I don't even know who we have that is any good anymore. We're in a state. That's simply horseshit like. Basically. They have four players I'd take. Three of which they have on loan, one of which is on loan from us.

Would be a funny protest if tons of Newcastle fans started showing up at Hull games chanting Ben Arfa on.

If we could get a synergy with HOPE in the Hull end and NO HOPE in the home section...

So we lose HBA and can't even look forward to watching him rape us? http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9d4aixYM01qka8ozo1_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9d4aixYM01qka8ozo2_250.gif http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9d4aixYM01qka8ozo6_250.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9d4aixYM01qka8ozo7_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9d4aixYM01qka8ozo9_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9d4aixYM01qka8ozo5_250.gif

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