Kaizero

This is why you need Landon Donovan, man, USA. For the moment of wonder that polarizes the nation into glory.

THAT'S NOT MIX YOU NAZI FUCK.

COMETH THE TIME, COMETH THE MIX. PUT HIM ON YOU GERMAN FUCKER.

Tbf to the ref, Klinsman was pretty much all "I hate that ref, fuck you FIFA. Give us a proper ref, fuckers. I spit on Algeria." before the match though.

I feel you. I feel you.

Sure Siems so.

Have you found it or do you want me to find it? Either way I'm on it I haven't seen it. But I get the feeling the vegetables bit is incredible. HT came at a brilliant time. It's not funny at all, but god damn the first question. God damn, Uganda. I like how he carefully explains the reality of being transgender, only to be asked "but were you male or female"? The vegetable bit is just depreeeeeessssssing. That said, when he starts eating the fruit. I just got to that part! This fucking ignorant fuck. I like how the "Why are you gay?" interviewer basically turns to the transgender cause as the pastor goes on with his fruit.

Have you found it or do you want me to find it? Either way I'm on it I haven't seen it. But I get the feeling the vegetables bit is incredible. HT came at a brilliant time. It's not funny at all, but god damn the first question. God damn, Uganda. I like how he carefully explains the reality of being transgender, only to be asked "but were you male or female"? The vegetable bit is just depreeeeeessssssing. That said, when he starts eating the fruit. I just got to that part! This fucking ignorant fuck. "I follow you on Facebook. I follow you." "Thank you." Such restraint, man.

Have you found it or do you want me to find it? Either way I'm on it I haven't seen it. But I get the feeling the vegetables bit is incredible. HT came at a brilliant time. It's not funny at all, but god damn the first question. God damn, Uganda. I like how he carefully explains the reality of being transgender, only to be asked "but were you male or female"? The vegetable bit is just depreeeeeessssssing. That said, when he starts eating the fruit.

Have you found it or do you want me to find it? Either way I'm on it I haven't seen it. But I get the feeling the vegetables bit is incredible. HT came at a brilliant time. It's not funny at all, but god damn the first question. God damn, Uganda. I like how he carefully explains the reality of being transgender, only to be asked "but were you male or female"? The vegetable bit is just depreeeeeessssssing. The whole thing is to be honest. I'll just go back to the John Oliver bit, he made it seem funny.

Have you found it or do you want me to find it? Either way I'm on it I haven't seen it. But I get the feeling the vegetables bit is incredible. HT came at a brilliant time. It's not funny at all, but god damn the first question. God damn, Uganda. I like how he carefully explains the reality of being transgender, only to be asked "but were you male or female"? "Just for the record. Why should someone be gay?"

Have you found it or do you want me to find it? Either way I'm on it I haven't seen it. But I get the feeling the vegetables bit is incredible. HT came at a brilliant time. It's not funny at all, but god damn the first question. God damn, Uganda. I like how he carefully explains the reality of being transgender, only to be asked "but were you male or female"?

Have you found it or do you want me to find it? Either way I'm on it I haven't seen it. But I get the feeling the vegetables bit is incredible. HT came at a brilliant time.

Have you found it or do you want me to find it? Either way I'm on it

Should you not be in a bar getting s*** faced? I don't drink. Ah sorry. You should , it's great. I feel so bad for the ones that don't drink, not because they don't drink, but because of the endless stupid questions they must get. I feel like they're experiencing every day like that Uganda interview on Last Week with John Oliver "Welcome to the program, Mike." "Thank you for having me." "Why don't you drink?"

Need some Mix in the second half.

Should you not be in a bar getting shit faced? I don't drink. You don't have to drink to be social you know.

Rich > Mike

Should be the national anthem.

Would be a pretty good excuse for forcing a team GB. It would genuinely be amazing if a team GB won the World Cup.

Fuck it, what remains on my Unibet account (ca £510) on the US to advance @ 2.75. Either this will be a masterstroke or me checking out of this WC.

http://hifiny.com/nytimesmag_soccer/donovan.jpg I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

Fuck Jozy. Fuck you Neesy. Fuck.

I'm with Ikon. Still would though, obv. They'd be so dissapointed all night long.

Been looking forward to this since the draw was made. Such a simple joke, yet it's always so funny.