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44 - 3 5 - 1 but still

43 - 3 in goal attempts 4 - 1 scoreline kill iz

Ødegaard is such a liability.

OGS said to Norwegian TV just moments ago that Ronaldo will be in the squad fwiw.

He didn't sign as he can't be registered for them, doesn't hold a EU passport.

Martin Ødegaard should not be starting for Norway let alone be the fucking captain, it's a shambles and I just had to post this opinion somewhere Note that Ødegaard is absolutely a good enough player to start for Norway, just that there is no room for his style in our starting eleven as we can't hold the ball enough to need a playmaker in the centre. We need someone that can run box to box and pressure opponents and kick the ball quickly to Haaland.

Turns out he can't be registered to actually play for them because he doesn't hold a EU passport

How did I just find out we signed a US-Mexican striker named Santiago Munez on deadline day? Are we all just being trolled now?

I am jinxing this and I don't care

Virgil Van Who, Where

Haaland running the show

I have bet far too much on Norway, as per my usual issues.

We under perform as fuck because we never hire a manager that plays the most effective kind of football for our pool of players. We have extremely shit managerial talent to pick from if we absolutely have to have a Norwegian manager. Solbakken will want the players to play "his" style of football even when we don't have the players available for that. Kjetil Rekdal, as much as I dislike him, would likely be the only one I can think of which would play to the strengths of the available talent rather than force everyone into a system they don't fit.

Not a big fan of Solbakken being the Norway manager, but by god, this was a decent quote about Van Dijk vs Haaland: "If Haaland gets the ball in the right position it doesn't matter who the defender facing him is." We're shit, we have no right to be cocky, but I still enjoy a manager who is gung fucking ho in his press conferences even without the ability to back it up

Mathias Normann off to Norwich. He's actually canny. Fuck off, steal at £12m.

Wrexham and Venezia are my NUFC repacements this season. Bought the Philly-Wrexham top, sadly Venezia were sold out of their home jersey as that was a banger as well.

Here for Venezia and my man Dennis the menace.

He's a #10, not sure how many Arsenal got of them but if they have many then sure. He played there all matches he was fit when loaned out though so he gets to play his preferred position at Arsenal as well.

He's captain of his national side, and he's only 22. That national side is Norway, sure, but still. Did amazing at Sociedad, voted player of the month two times by Arsenal fans when he was there. He's clearly appreciated by the people at the club's he's played and at the price they got him it's a steal.

The guy forces his millionare footballer divas to pick litter for three hours per week to teach them how hard normal people need to work for a match ticket, I am not saying a negative word about him

Also the fact he makes the Leeds players pick up litter in the city for three hours per week as he heard that is on average how long a Leeds supporter needs to work to afford a match ticket.

One of my favourite Bielsa stories (paraphrasing) is the one where he took over Argentina and queried the entire squad if they wanted to play with four at the back or three at the back, with the vast majority stating they wanted to play with four at the back Bielsa just said "you better get used to playing three at the back"

Because 99.9% of the forum, you included given you're obviously not someone new, will know who Dave is and the hard line he had against multiple accounts and posters who engage in the kind of patter and repetitive behavior you do. It ruins the experience of the forum, for me at least, and is part of why I'll likely one day will stop bothering coming on here. This used to be a place where discussions could be had with civility and mutual respect even if the posters disagreed. It might not be endemic to N-O, I'm likely just getting too old for this shit and is out of patience.