Kaizero

This is the first time a team managed by Jose Mourinho has conceded six or more.

Botheim scores three and assist the other three. He used to be so shit before Bodø got him

Kjetil Knutsen is a magician, they sell the players that scored like 90% of their goals last season and essentially slot in the youth players that were their backups and the system just keeps working. Every player knows exactly what they're meant to do in their position and it's great to watch as all they do is attack attack attack no matter who they play against. Not to say the players aren't doing well, they are, but this is a prime example of a well drilled system being more important than any one individual player.

Mkhitaryan has an annual wage more than Bodø/Glimt's entire annual budget.

Hello number six

Hello number five

This is one of the most entertaining teams I've seen and the fuckers are from right next door.

4 fucking 1

Pellegrino is such a waste of space. If his lanky cunt fucktard head hadn't touched that ball it'd have been 3-1 from Botheim. Don't get me started on all his shit wingplay as well. Jesus fuck. I have money on this you fuck.

Booooo. The downside of not bothering about defensive play that

Bodø/Glimt absolutely tearing Roma a new asshole and I'm here for it.

I'm jinxing everything.

Bodø/Glimt are such a joy to watch. The town is a shithole with 30k people, but their team, "what's that, we're playing Rome? Sit back? Fuck no." All they do is attack no matter who they play. Should've been 2-0 just now if not for a fever save from the Rome keeper.

Far too much on Bodø/Glimt as per usual Glad I managed to get them at 6.00 in odds.

Using actual garb and respecting the customs and culture when dressing up in this actual garb = Yes Putting a tea towel out of the sink and putting it on your head going "hee haw I'm an Arab lol" = No It's not that hard.

Good to see you back.

I love Mourinho. Not the right thread really but can't be arsed. It's -5 degrees and cold wind in Bodø today and will be the same tomorrow, Roma are playing Bodø/Glimt and reporters asked Mourinho as he was exiting the stadium if he was worried about the cold - to which he started taking off his clothes saying "what cold" Always dreamt of Mourinho managing us due to the SBR connection and his affinity for us due to that. Shame it won't happen, for now at least.

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Spot on actually. I read some black people on twitter saying they don't find black face offensive at all and that it's great to see people from a different culture portraying them in stereotypical fashion. Snowflake brigade striking again being offended on someone else's part.

I mean, in a scenario where there were only two managers left on earth, Pardew and Bruce, I'd choose Pardew.

Class referencing

Martinez isn't leaving Belgium ahead of a WC, not that I'd want him.

I've left the room twice and each time I got back those fuckers had scored.