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Or 4 Albert Luque's. and a Pardew in a pear tree

He'd only fuck off to Real Madrid again. But he'd leave us in the CL finishing above Liverpool, compared to Carroll who leaves us when we're not in the CL.

I wish Santiago Muñez was real.

so 17th in the league is more ambitious than 1st cheers Mr Ashley. Are we voting in league positions, though? Or numerical values representative for the various emotions regarding ambition? Not that I care.

Surely 10 is more than 1 and thus the most ambitious number?

Why is Georgie gone?

He had a five year deal with the club, he'd be in his full right to say "I don't want to go." if he didn't want to go on any level.

Would ride out until the summer. Wouldn't buy a striker currently in England, but would look to Europe and there's too little time left for that. Wouldn't want to waste the money on the likes of Carlton Cole, which we probably will.

I never buy it, we always sell players before their months come up.

I must admit, as much as this makes me fucking angry just thinking about the treacherous cunt, £35m for Carroll is fucking ridiculous.

I'm so self-centered man, sitting here listening to it loop over and over with my name and loving it. It's sad, really.

Irish players are more suited to english football. Does that mean we never sign another Irish player on the back of our last 3 then? (O'Brien, Carr & Duff). Yeah. Jose Enrique is teaching us that lesson well. And Shay Given taught us all we need to know about the Irish. To be fair, we hadn't even signed Jose Enrique at the time of that post.

Roman's clearly annoyed they're not winning the league again yet.

See title, man.

I think it's the selling clubs wanting to hold out for other interested parties trying to up the fee they might get, and then on deadline day their bet on getting a better deal either fails or come through.

15 mins 42 seconds too early tbh.

I'm a freak of Norwegian nature only being 1.70m tbh.

Five seconds, billy. Should've never bothered with putting it in a quote.

If you click the link on his page: Cheeky bastard.

Someone tweet him "Stifler said you were coming to Newcastle before you got injured. Was this true or is Stifler a liar?"

Who wouldn't have a big ass crazy mansion if they were filthy rich, though? Surely that's the purpose of getting filthy rich, buying stupid shit you don't really need just 'cause you can afford it?

I feel it's down to the virtue of the teams not fearing relegation as much as English teams. They want to play football irregardless of what position they're in, it's their culture. That said, what do I know. I don't really follow that league nor am I Spanish.

Stop talking sense, this is a football board!

Source? I'm like Dolmio, I can't reveal my source. Plastic Italian?