Kaizero

I would like to see players getting banned for diving, but it can only happen outside theory if there's a review board going over the video footage of the match after the fact. I think it could tone down on diving incidents if the players know a ban could be coming after the game. A way to make it work during a match could be through video reffing.

Shame on Boosden, at least Dave spoilered it.

The title in this thread is so ridiculous I'm gonna go print this thread and go take a shit just so I can literally wipe my arse with it.

KILL KILL

Could potentially have been in more match winning situations if only Jonas knew how to fucking play a pacy player through instead of running until he loses the ball.

What's going on in Ligue 1? 15 rounds in and only 9 points separate 1st and 19th.

It's all he's talking about tbh. Also he's being a great pundit and everything he's said in regards to us have been respectful. The fucking midget cunt won't even let me hate him properly when I see him on TV, which makes me hate him even more.

I like repeating myself, man.

Why do you think I'm bothered? I'm just saying what he said so there's no confusion.

Exact transcript: Host: "Newcastle they can bring on Nile Ranger, a striker that you know all about." Wise: "Yeah, I brought Nile Ranger. I think it was twenty-five thousand pounds from it was at Southampton and we paid compensation for him. He's done fantastically, young boy, he's got power, pace, knows where the goal is, you know. He's, he's developing you know. Probably needs a year in the Championship to, to, play a lot and he could end up being a joint force striker with Carroll you know." The typos are there as it's an exact transcript.

He distinctly said "compo".

They probably held on to his registration, no?

Is Best fully fit again?

I don't see why Wise would lie about having to pay £25k for Ranger in compo when guesting a Norwegian PL show tbh. Also said he bought Guthrie and turned down bids for Krul and Carroll. Said Ashley wanted to sell Carroll but Wise was adamant he had to stay as he thought he'd turn into an important player for Newcastle.

Barton in for Guthrie and Ranger or Nolan in for Shola, other than that start the same team.

I'm with KI, Routledge really improved our width and at times outplayed Ashley fucking Cole. That's pretty sweet.

Said it was compo.

How in any reality was that performance from Jonas pitiful? Second half = run run RUN RUN, what's that? Ranger is in a good position for a cross/through ball? Oh well. run run RUN RUN RUN aww, no more ball. First half was rather good, though. As he crossed the ball. I know, and I've criticised him for that plenty in the past. But how that can be described as some sort of abysmal performance from him is beyond me. tbh I'm inclined to agree with Ronaldo on this. I think, given how Chelsea were chasing the game only really had their CBs back (with Ranger) at the times Jonas ran the ball away, we could have had a chance at a counter attack goal at the end if only Jonas had passed for Ranger as Ranger does have pace. Mind, Ranger would probably have fluffed a one one one.

Wise was well proud of Nile at HT, said he only cost £25000 but that he needed another season in the Championship to "get ready" for the PL.

How in any reality was that performance from Jonas pitiful? Second half = run run RUN RUN, what's that? Ranger is in a good position for a cross/through ball? Oh well. run run RUN RUN RUN aww, no more ball. First half was rather good, though. As he crossed the ball.

Good result. Jonas was fucking frustrating at the end, mind. In the first half he crossed the ball when he should and we got chances, but in the last fifteen mins he did his good old "run run run" routine when Ranger was in good positions for through balls. Might as well have crossed for him given how he'd lose the ball each time he ran regardless.

Wise talking about Ranger. Cost £25000 and saying he needs a season in the Championship to get better. Damn you Wise, talking sense and being respectful of us making me feel uneasy about hating your midget face.