Kaizero

Yeah, it's been annoying as fuck for years the way we've been all "they're too young like, let's let them waste away in the ressies, yaaaaaaaaay"

It's everywhere, hell, I was out with some gay mates of mine in that gay district in San Fran the other year, and they had it on tap.

During their Newcastle career, according to soccerbase: Michael Owen: 62 apps, 32 goals. Obafemi Martins: 85 apps, 34 goals. Shola Ameobi: 149 apps, 50 goals. Anyone else need more conviction over who's been our most dangerous forward since Shearer goal-wise?

Liverpool =• Vacation Destination: Only if you've been kidnapped. It's because it's true.

People have said to me in the past that I look like Carroll. Whether I'm as good in the air is another question. I will attempt to feed you to the best of my ability I will feed you shit.

Probably because it's only got 58.

I want to have your children. I realize I am male, but we'll find a way. We'll just use Pilko as a surrogate mother.

I'm not saying you're completely wrong mate. Though I have to say, up to this season I've always thought we'd get something against Tottenham, as has probably most people. It's just the way you phrased it at first is what's making me

oldtype, don't embarrass yourself. I've always seen you as one of the canniest posters on here, but this argument you're leading...

Aye, his wife told me they were thinking of moving the other day. Didn't think that meant he'd resign though.

http://gfx.api.no/image-versions/www.ba.no/m/02398/1233654675000_Tore-Andre-Flo-ver_2398910m.jpg Worst thing is that if we go down, and they go up. I'm certain he'll score against us

That's a fuckin excellent idea actually! Where do I sign up for a membership card? People attending should all dress up like straight bananas.

MK Dons got Tore Andrè Flo

Don't you mean "the reds are the yellow ones and the blues are the blue ones" Gambling Gorilla may or may not be the first green shirted player. Gambling Gorilla is the second green-shirted player, did you not know he was Peter Schmeichel off the forum? :whoosh: How's that a whoosh mate? I understood the joke, just built on it.

Some people really do need to learn that everyone does not have the same humour, and not try to push their non-existant humour onto the ones that has actual humour. I mean, I've shown this thread to people not even into football for a laugh, and a laugh it was.

Don't you mean "the reds are the yellow ones and the blues are the blue ones" Gambling Gorilla may or may not be the first green shirted player. Gambling Gorilla is the second green-shirted player, did you not know he was Peter Schmeichel off the forum?

The Reds are the Yellow ones and the Blue are the Blue ones.

He has a virus infection or something, not a regular physical injury, so I'm not sure how long it's gonna put him out. I heard he'll be back in full training this week though.

I have O'Reilly on my Facebook friends list and my msn

You guys should totally start Bale.

13.5% of the worlds population, IIRC from this thing on telly.

He's deleted me as well, though i wonder how the fuck he'd know who the NUFC fans on his friendslist were. I mean, at the mo I got nowt on it making it obvious, he would have had to look at my photos for evidence of my allegiance. For all he know I could've just been a fan of his. Proves to show he's a cunt. Edit: didn't see Haircuts post.

I have your face tattooed on my arse, so each time I shit, I shit out your mouth. Damn, finally got to try out that insult. Feel free to tell me if it hurt your feelings, Ash, for future reference.

Don't get the logo though as logos change.

They'll always be Roflham Lolspurs, even if we go down.