Kaizero

Liverpool =• Vacation Destination: Only if you've been kidnapped. It's because it's true.

People have said to me in the past that I look like Carroll. Whether I'm as good in the air is another question. I will attempt to feed you to the best of my ability I will feed you shit.

Probably because it's only got 58.

I want to have your children. I realize I am male, but we'll find a way. We'll just use Pilko as a surrogate mother.

I'm not saying you're completely wrong mate. Though I have to say, up to this season I've always thought we'd get something against Tottenham, as has probably most people. It's just the way you phrased it at first is what's making me

oldtype, don't embarrass yourself. I've always seen you as one of the canniest posters on here, but this argument you're leading...

Aye, his wife told me they were thinking of moving the other day. Didn't think that meant he'd resign though.

http://gfx.api.no/image-versions/www.ba.no/m/02398/1233654675000_Tore-Andre-Flo-ver_2398910m.jpg Worst thing is that if we go down, and they go up. I'm certain he'll score against us

That's a fuckin excellent idea actually! Where do I sign up for a membership card? People attending should all dress up like straight bananas.

MK Dons got Tore Andrè Flo

Don't you mean "the reds are the yellow ones and the blues are the blue ones" Gambling Gorilla may or may not be the first green shirted player. Gambling Gorilla is the second green-shirted player, did you not know he was Peter Schmeichel off the forum? :whoosh: How's that a whoosh mate? I understood the joke, just built on it.

Some people really do need to learn that everyone does not have the same humour, and not try to push their non-existant humour onto the ones that has actual humour. I mean, I've shown this thread to people not even into football for a laugh, and a laugh it was.

Don't you mean "the reds are the yellow ones and the blues are the blue ones" Gambling Gorilla may or may not be the first green shirted player. Gambling Gorilla is the second green-shirted player, did you not know he was Peter Schmeichel off the forum?

The Reds are the Yellow ones and the Blue are the Blue ones.

He has a virus infection or something, not a regular physical injury, so I'm not sure how long it's gonna put him out. I heard he'll be back in full training this week though.

I have O'Reilly on my Facebook friends list and my msn

You guys should totally start Bale.

13.5% of the worlds population, IIRC from this thing on telly.

He's deleted me as well, though i wonder how the fuck he'd know who the NUFC fans on his friendslist were. I mean, at the mo I got nowt on it making it obvious, he would have had to look at my photos for evidence of my allegiance. For all he know I could've just been a fan of his. Proves to show he's a cunt. Edit: didn't see Haircuts post.

I have your face tattooed on my arse, so each time I shit, I shit out your mouth. Damn, finally got to try out that insult. Feel free to tell me if it hurt your feelings, Ash, for future reference.

Don't get the logo though as logos change.

They'll always be Roflham Lolspurs, even if we go down.

It's not surprising at all though. They're a bunch of two bit thugs that grind out results by knocking the shit out of their opponents, and that's how they'll survive. I used to have a positive ish attitude towards Stoke, due to their history and whatnot, but after this game I really do wish they'd go down. Their fans are cunts as well. Anyone see the situation where they threw something at Raylor? Action has to be taken by the FA imo. Docked points, hopefully.

This is the way we've played the entire season. So, I ask you, what is the best thing for a team that has not one player that can pick out a past, not one winger that can deliver an awesome cross and a team that's sorely lacking the pace that's needed to rip teams apart and create easy chances? Do you still want Owen playing, jogging around the pitch trying to steal a goal which hasn't looked coming for what, 2 months? Or do you drop him because, however good his finishing is, he just doesn't fit in with the personnel available? We don't create the chances that Owen feeds off. We really don't create any chances, so what I'm saying is drop Owen, put someone in who will contribute to the 'team play', something that Owen apparently doesn't acknowledge this season, and make sure the team plays better because that's the only way the team will be able to get the points needed to survive. Look, one of the truest cliches in football is that if you don't lose the ball, the opposition can't score. So, we need to keep the ball better. Owen doesn't help us do that. We are effectively a 10 man team every minute he's on the pitch. That's why we can't keep possession, that's why we don't stretch teams and because of the constant pressure that our defence is under because the whole team can't keep possession, we conceded more than our fair share of silly goals. Owen is very very unselfish, and he keeps possession (or well, keeps up the ball and wins it back) better than almost any other on our team. Its not that Owen's selfish, but when he isn't scoring he really doesn't contribute much to our attacking play. I'm not saying he never will (he certainly did in the 4-3-3) but he isn't at the moment. tbf, we don't really have any attacking play these days regardless

This is the way we've played the entire season. So, I ask you, what is the best thing for a team that has not one player that can pick out a past, not one winger that can deliver an awesome cross and a team that's sorely lacking the pace that's needed to rip teams apart and create easy chances? Do you still want Owen playing, jogging around the pitch trying to steal a goal which hasn't looked coming for what, 2 months? Or do you drop him because, however good his finishing is, he just doesn't fit in with the personnel available? We don't create the chances that Owen feeds off. We really don't create any chances, so what I'm saying is drop Owen, put someone in who will contribute to the 'team play', something that Owen apparently doesn't acknowledge this season, and make sure the team plays better because that's the only way the team will be able to get the points needed to survive. Look, one of the truest cliches in football is that if you don't lose the ball, the opposition can't score. So, we need to keep the ball better. Owen doesn't help us do that. We are effectively a 10 man team every minute he's on the pitch. That's why we can't keep possession, that's why we don't stretch teams and because of the constant pressure that our defence is under because the whole team can't keep possession, we conceded more than our fair share of silly goals. Owen is very very unselfish, and he keeps possession (or well, keeps up the ball and wins it back) better than almost any other on our team. Though if another front two could do better, I'd not be against dropping Owen. It's just, as ElDiablo said, who's to step up?