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Kaizero

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  1. Common play to push the price up there mate. Their manager has even gone out and said he expects him to leave in the summer ffs That doesnt mean that he is going to Newcastle. Never said he would.
  2. Scored for Brann yesterday, and had two assist. Your comment couldn't have been timed worse "Erik Huseklepp made a mockery of the Lillestrøm defense, and was the match giant in Branns first home victory for the season." vg.no
  3. Example week 1: "Butt is the worst player in our team, drop him ffs!" Example week 2: "I hate to say this, but Butt is our MoM!" Example week 3: "Butt is the worst player in our team, drop him ffs!" Example week 4: "I hate to say this, but Butt is our MoM!" you catch my drift.
  4. Common play to push the price up there mate. Their manager has even gone out and said he expects him to leave in the summer ffs
  5. The thought of him in the Prem on the other hand is quite tasty. Championship though, he'll get raped anally. Surely if he's good enough he can figure out a way to get through the talentless cloggers who try to rough him up? I wouldn't think that the defending in the Norwegian league would be nice and fluffy compared to the Championship either. Fair point.
  6. The thought of him in the Prem on the other hand is quite tasty. Championship though, he'll get raped anally.
  7. Boro fans: Going down going down going down Toon fans: So are we so are we so are we Ah yes, my bad. Edited to the right one now, I blame the all-nighter for my absentmindedness.
  8. I seriously hope that if when we play Boro, their fans start with the "Going down, going down." chant. We'll go "So are we, so are we." on their arses.
  9. The man would've been a legend of football if he'd just laid off the pies a bit. tbf, his approach to the game, and reason for him being able to do what he does best (hold the ball up), is down to him having an imposing physique which makes him hard to challenge physically against.
  10. I have to say, I'm embarrassed for writing off Viduka as past it. I mean, he's not as fit as he once was, but damn, he still has class. If we stay up, he'll probably be one of the main reasons behind it.
  11. Not thinking we'll go down. I think it's more likely that we'll just get 3 to 4 points from our last 4. But I don't think Hull will get any at all, and it will be tough for Sunderland as well. So I still firmly believe we'll stay up. I'll not lose hope until after the whistle is blown after 90 minutes at Villa Park and it's official that we're down. And even then, I'll refuse to believe it for the next couple of days.
  12. We're gonna win fuck all, we're gonna win fuck all. We still follow United. Also, if I really loved the car as much as I do Newcastle United. I'd never get out of it. To go with your metaphor. Owners may change, league statuses may change, players may change. I'll never stop following us.
  13. That was all well and good until your last paragraph. Any person jumping ship, has never been a fan and will never be a fan of Newcastle United. I'd follow us into the Unibond league if that's where we're on our way.
  14. I'd say Fulham will be quite harder if they're still pushing for Europe when we play them.
  15. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we'll win 3-0. I have no idea why.
  16. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/glory.jpg COME ON
  17. You should try listening to the Icelandic ones. It's just like commentary for the blind, a 100% accurate commentary of what is happening at any given time. "Martins passes down to Owen, Owen gets the ball, Owen turns and crosses over to Gutierrez, Gutierrez runs with the ball and shoots way over." *camera turns to fans* "There we have some Newcastle fans singing" *camera turns to the goalkeeper* "Here comes Van Der Saar, the Man U goalkeeper, and he kicks the ball upfield" etc. you never have any analysis of any kind. Listening to Sky commentators is like listening to Gods compared to the Icelandic ones. I actually know a family of die hard Man U fans that always watches the footy muted and honestly I can't blame them. Some of my favorite words of wisdom this season: "No no no, if you are going to shoot from that range you'll have to go much closer" Yorke is preparing to come on as a sub and the commentator, having nothing useful to say, goes "Dwight Yorke is coming on, he sure knows his way around the ladies" Then everyone of them is biased as fuck. The other day we had a Liverpool fan commentating a Liverpool game so in the warm-up he goes "Oh, I hope we get to hear You Never Walk Alone, that magnificent song" then of course a minute later they play it "Ok people, turn up the volume on your televisions because here it comes" , then for the whole time they were playing it he didn't utter a word, probably leaning back in his chair with his eyes closed hugging a Liverpool scarf. The Icelandic MOTD is even worse. Like everyone in the studio agreed that the penalty given in the Man U - Tottenham game was probably the right decision The Norwegian MOTD for both the Norwegian league, and the Premier League, are actually quite enjoyable. With the exception of two-three biased people from time to time. Some of the pundits actually know football as well.
  18. Kaizero

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  19. Hmmn, not been that good today... Hes there to watch Annan i think, and he has been superior to skjelbreid tbh. Hope Lsk win this:) What of that young Ivorian? Traore I think his name is. Is he ready fora higher level? Not even in the squad, not been in it for ages. Really? He was being called the next big Ivorian player like 2 years ago....then he just disappeared. What happened? I think they're being held out of the squad (by they I mean him and Konan Ya, the other Ivorian) for pure discipline reasons. They were acting up wanting to get away from Rosenborg in pre-season, and didn't come to practice and so on. So the coaching staff decided that they would not play first team football for a while, and threw them to practice with the reserves and juniors to teach them respect for the ones they're under contract with.
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