Kaizero

Did you post the clip from the Santacruzense v Atletico Sorocaba match where the ball boy scored? That was awesome! That was the one yeah.

That goal is nothing compared to this. <Snip> We can still post youtube videos from random brazilian leagues, yeh? If not, just delete it.

Yes. Yes it was.

My name is Mr.Moses Odiaka.I work in wanting to owning the football club Newcastle United, Newcastle, England. I write you in respect of a foreign customer with a Domicilliary account. His name is Engineer Manfred Becker. He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria during the reign of late General Sani Abacha. Since the demise of this our customer, Engineer Manfred Becker, who was an oil merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the deposit records and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money in this a/c as next of kin to the late Engineer. He had only £480.5mllion in his a/c and the a/c is coded. It is only an insider that could produce the code or password of the deposit particulars. As it stands now,there is nobody in that position to produce the needed information other than my very self considering my position in the bank. Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a foreign offshore bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you. At this point I am the only one with the information because I have removed the deposit file from the safe.By so doing, what is required is to send an aplication laying claims of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late Engineer. I will need your full name and address telephone/fax number,company, your signature for selling me Newcastle United and, also your bank name and account, where the money will be transfer into. Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the next of kin is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin. When you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the money will be split between us and others we shall also speak in details.I am currently in europe for a six months course,you can reach me on this number for further discussion 0031 623 866 723. Kindly send your reply to my private email address stated below [email protected] or [email protected] Trusting to hear from you, I remain Respectfully yours, Mr Moses Odiaka. [email protected] or [email protected] (0031 623 866 723)

"Hello Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo. I have a good business proposal for you.."

Can't wait to see our SSN mongs bring out the shoecream when they buy us ala the Manchester City SSN mongs with their turbans or whatnot.

Tottenham makes Bramble look good "Man of the match: Titus Bramble at the back for Wigan. A strong performance alongside Emmerson Boyce. "

Or any other press in any other country at the moment. Fucking biased wankers the lot of 'em.

Given 5 Edgar 1 Taylor 3 Colo 5 N'zogbia (Defensively: 1, coming forward: 5) Geremi 5 Butt 3 Cacapa 2 Duff 5 Xisco 5 Owen 6 Bassong 5

We weren't all shite today against West Ham in my opinion. Had we had our "normal" first starting XI I feel the result would have been different. Hadn't Edgar ruined an otherwise easy save for Given I think we'd might have seen something different. Don't get me wrong though, we didn't play worthy of winning and was looking shaky as ever defense wise. But we really weren't that bad in my opinion considering the injuries, Hughton's squad picking incompetence and the off the pitch turmoil.

You must be out of your mind !!!!!! Wise should not be anyway near the team. Hughton is not the solution either so we are well and truly f**ked. In all honest. Out of two evils that could manage the club until February 1. Wise is the most "qualified" manager of the two. Even if he's a fucking midget.

So this week we'll hit those odds since Hughton will still be in charge and for the second week running? Also Keegan must have won the lottery 16 times in the last 8 months Sorry just being pedantic but its not actually true is it haha, I knew someone would bite on that It's a big exaggeration, but the point he's making is still true. Which is what makes it sad seeing how the Norwegian coverage of the Premiership have always been rather non-hating towards us, but it seems like it's changing now.

Fuck me, Norwegian Premier League expert saying "It's the same chance of winning the lottery as seeing the same manager in charge of Newcastle two weeks in a row." It's sad because it's true.

Given, Edgar, Taylor, Colo, Zoggy, Duff, Geremi, Butt, Cacapa, Xisco, Owen Starting XI. You heard it here first

Sounds unreal, but: Deportivo was lucky.... I'm a Rosenborg-supporter, but I was happy on behalf of Brann tonight. Great performance And so far it seems Rosenborg does their job OK in Denmark too Wasn't the guy who scored Brann's 2nd on trial with us earlier this season? On a side note, its pretty cool having 5 english teams in the UEFA this year, makes it alot more intresting to watch even if its not us. Nah, unless of course you are thinking of the one who scored Rosenborg's second and just mixed up Brann and Rosenborg, because that was that Per Ciljan Skjelbred bloke we were linked with the entire summer.

Personally I thought it was a good interview, good to see other opinions being discussed in the media rather than them feasting on the presence of mongs outside SJP. Good job there Nixon. Can't really understand all the stick you're getting for talking about what you plan on doing with your life. I mean, for fucks sake. I have recently finished my education as a film director, and through that education I've been able to do several short films and get in touch with many industry folks. Some I've been out on the town with in LA. What do I do when I talk to other film folks I know? I brag about it and bring it up every time I can because I like talking about it, as do they to me about past experiences of theirs, it's only human nature. And for someone planning on becoming a football journalist to talk about and mention it to other football interested people, it's also only natural. As I see it we could very well in the future, if Nixon makes it, have an actual journalist as a member on this site. And I don't really see the downside of that. Not to mention that I think it's almost a fact that had it been another member than Nixon that had been interviewed by a radio show and then went on here and talked about it, there'd be no medal handed out. I really don't get the point of this "Nixon's mentioned that he wants to be a journo and that he's talked to youth players. Ooooh, let's ruin topics that would've normally have been perfectly good 'cause of it." trend that seems to be going on here.

Brøndby 0 - 2 Rosenborg now, Skjelbred the scorer.

Sounds unreal, but: Deportivo was lucky.... I'm a Rosenborg-supporter, but I was happy on behalf of Brann tonight. Great performance And so far it seems Rosenborg does their job OK in Denmark too Could've been 5-0 easily if the shot in the post had gone in and the defenders of Deportivo hadn't been fast enough to deflect those shots when the keeper was without chance. And tbh I think the Brøndby - Rosenborg match should've been ended by the ref when the Brøndby supporters started throwing stuff at the Rosenborg keeper.

I think the fact that Deportivo has just been assraped over 90 minutes by a Norwegian side has to be one of the biggest upsets this round.

Brann 2 - 0 Deportivo This match is a stormer to watch. Some brilliant play.

Brann 1 - 0 Deportivo, they are making a mockery of the Spanish side. Gotta love an underdog preforming well.

We are better than that, regardless of whatever happens off the pitch, we'll not finish *that* low. I'm still certain will not be haunted by the relegation ghost for the better parts of this season, and unless something drastic happens we'll be around 12th-ish. If on the other hand we FINALLY become more stable with off the pitch events, we still have time to push for a top 8 finish.

I've put a fiver on the Norwegian side Rosenborg to win it. Should be stuffed with cash for a few days if they do, or thrown away a fiver I could've spent on beer if they don't.

Honka are shite. Got pissed on and raped in every hole in last years Champs League qualifier by the Norwegian side Rosenborg. You'd win both matches with two digits I'd reckon.