Kaizero

Only rule 2 and 3 makes any sense to me really, the rest could probably destroy the game as we know it today. And what the fuck is the writer on about with booting the offside rule? Was he high or something? It'd be like in grade school in gym when some kids would just walk up to the goal and the other kids would boot the ball as hard they could up to them. Games ended like, 20-18.

Why not just say it's an anagram of I Am Balls? Works better that way around imo.

FM-Tastic.

Only bright points of today has to be that Xisco was trying and trying and trying and when he finally scored it seemed as he was almost about to break into tears of joy, or he was trying to keep in a crap 'til the game ended, or something. Owen and Xisco are the only one's who gets a plus in my book today, they at least seemed to be trying.

How short is he exactly, I mean... http://www.chelseafc.com/javaImages/ad/31/0,,10268~3813805,00.jpg

I'd honestly not care how embarrassing it'd be. The joy from having the king back would be stronger than any embarrassment.

I want to believe they are meeting to settle stuff so Keegan returns. But I'm just not that optimistic, sadly.

SPAIN: Cunts. ITALY: Cheating cunts. FRANCE: Smelly cunts. GERMANY: Nazi cunts. HOLLAND: I look at Heerenveen's results from time to time. Their manager is from my town and my parents have known him for ages. NORWAY: Rosenborg.

Here we come Championship.

He is Irish. They're always after his lucky charrrrrms!

Come to think of it, I wonder how things would be if one way or another we winded up with Gazza in the dugout as our manager.

While on topic of songs sung by our Newcastle heroes, anyone else remember this one by Gazza?

Skjelbred is shite. So how come all of football Europe rates him as one of the brightest young midfield prospects?

The lyrics of that song just made me even more sad knowing he'll probably never be in our dugout again

I hate Argentina. If they'd just beat Paraguay yesterday I'd have made fucking £300 out £12 now. Seven fucking games, and it's Argentina that messes it up. It's repulsing knowing I had random African international games in there going in and Argentina can't beat Paraguay at home.

'cause they can't manage to design a good football shirt. And oh, they're cunts.

Hear hear. He's probably not even aware of the epic Nile Ranger threads on here, he'd just think we're a bunch of psychos asking strange questions. Would be fun seeing how he answered though.

Why not do something different for a change? Because I like sticking with tradition.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman That is fucking epic! Wor Ranger is already fucking epic. I've decided that I eventually (waiting to see if Ashley buggers off or not before buying something from the club shop again) will get his name on the back when I buy the third shirt.

Supposedly. And if he does, and get it accepted. I'll cream my pants in joy and cry like a little girl.

Yeah agree... was just watching it online http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_4113325,00.html Curry's a cunt.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman

:lol:

Beckham was quite good in his day tbh.