Kaizero

All I want for xmas is you.

What do you mean? Nowt pal, I'll just have to see if I can get hold of a DeLorean for the night. The bit about coming along was aimed at people who live local, as most of our supporters do. You do realize that the years in the title are wrong?

I'll try to cook something up later when I'm done with you know what, Dave.

GET IN! MONEY MONEY MONEY!

thats not how an ometer works, imagine saying im not using the speedometer on my car, untill im going so fast i cant avoid a crash. So that's not how you're meant to use the speedometer? uh-oh... Nah, was just a fancy way of me saying I'm staying at 1 after this match, mate. I don't fear relegation at all,yet. Even after tossing away three point 'cause Kinnear's a cunt when it comes to tactics.

I'll remain at 1 regardless of what happens this season until I see it with my own eyes on the table that we are without theoretical hope of surviving. We're not going down.

Gerrin Michael! Maybe JK will take some notice. Owen for manager!

My editor has done justice to his outstanding ability

So the site is shite then!!! Yes, yes it is. Seriously. 46 Nile Ranger Midfielder 17 5.0 How dare they rate Ranger the Danger at a mere 5.0?!

Don't forget me mate, I'm a midfield tackle/crossing machine. We can easily play 4-1-5 with me in midfield

My thought exactly :lol:

Does this mean at 1-1 you'll go down in the box and start throwing yourself at centre backs then going "EH REF PEN!" It's funny 'cause it's true.

Give me a time and date and I'll do my best to be there to rock your socks off with my now completely shite pace but fairly good crosses I'm best at right wing, can do left wing. Shite at striker as my positioning sucks, and put me in defence and I'll have a red card in five mins, seriously. I suck at defending against fast strikers so I just clip them down.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nile-Ranger/38817471657 I'm almost done with designing my "Ranger wear" clothesline

Just be careful. They say once you're in the cockney mafia, you can never get out. You forget he puts the cock in the cockney mafia.

No way is he better than Rooney. Rooney is an overrated diving cunt. He's just decent, he's rated this high only 'cause he's English.

No way your apology is getting accepted. Cunt.

Lesson 1: Never ever put money on your own team. You'll make us lose.

fyp

I fucking hate the cunting fucking shite fucking cock team that is fucking Inter. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. If they'd just not be cunts, I'd be looking at £500 now.

That's like doing a rickroll for some people. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,54189.0.html tbh Too obvious tbh. http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r60/mr740ti/fail/millionaire_idiot_fail.jpg

Why is it Steve's name screams "Arsenal fan" even before finding out he is one?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/759088242_c56f0ad3f5_m.jpg

Burn them!! Worse! Drown them in dutty custard! Don't be mad at me! I'm the one working on a Ranger clothesline

Fair point overall, but that last sentence is an embarrassment. Well, yes, sadly. But I only realized that after re-reading it in your post. I always fail making serious posts, unlike Nile Ranger, he doesn't even have to post to do a serious post.