Kaizero

The entire country has a last name ending in -villi or -adze Just as the entire Iclandic squad has names ending with "son"

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/evillolz.jpg

"For me to sell this club, you will have to pay me.... ONE ... MILLION .. DOLLARS! mUAHAHA" "Sir, one million dollar is not as much as it used to be." "Oh.. Then.. One.. BILLION.. DOLLARS! Muhahahaha"

The only problem with this is that Ashley wont be attending, it was known even before KK quit. Hopefully the fans will protest so much that news will swiftly reach him. A couple of the rags are carrying stories of us being bought out tomorrow I'll cry tears of happiness if the sixth richest man on the planet buys us out from the claws of Fatty McWiseLovin.

Are people here actually e-mailing the contact thingy of Anil Ambani? I mean, I was sending a simple "Please buy Newcastle United. Cheers." to it, and I got back that it couldn't be received by them because " Error delivering to Contact/RCVL/RelianceADA; Router: Database disk quota exceeded." so somebody must be spamming it to not be able to get new mails, lol.

I feel like sending in screenshots of me winning the treble with Newcastle on FM. Then fill out the rest of the resume saying I have mad skillz at Spanish.

It wasn't like it said in the brochure.

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/5/53/537/537309/slavenb4_1212676840.jpg No chance though.

If they dare even think of putting Wise in charge I might just kill someone.

Even though I've been preparing myself mentally for this scenario the past days, I still feel sick to my stomach.

Fucking hell.

Still 200 pages short of "Realistic Summer Transfers"

sack the fucking mods? what will that achieve. We need to sack the admin, stingiest admin in the world, allthe other forums have admins that buy proper servers, but this one comes under a bit of pressure and it cracks. We should get in an admin with oil money, he would ensure that we'd get a canny good server. And possibly even better servers in a few months time that could be formed into a super-server.

FFS, the most interesting thing going on in this thread now is who will get the post to tip the thread into 100 pages. I'm just gonna go to sleep now, and hope I wake up to a proper announcement saying that Keegan is still in charge.

Is that Eazy-E you're talking to? The Custard himself.

Right, Nile Ranger is saying he's not sure if KK will stay. Wesley Ngo is saying he thinks KK has gone, though now he's saying. First it was: T. Xander Doyle sier (20:09): Do you know if Keegan is staying? bon ramadan a tous!!!laché rien sier (20:09): he doesnt T. Xander Doyle sier (20:10): do you know why? bon ramadan a tous!!!laché rien sier (20:10): he said hes not happy cuz he doesnt c bon ramadan a tous!!!laché rien sier (20:10): have a choice when the players sign then bon ramadan a tous!!!laché rien sier (20:18): i think he still here bon ramadan a tous!!!laché rien sier (20:18): i cant understand nothin And mr. Ranger himself: T. Xander Doyle sier (20:12): mate, you know if Keegan is staying? :S (H)NILE RANGER(H)STR888888888888888 LIKE A BANANA !!!!!!! sier (20:14): nt sure T. Xander Doyle sier (20:15): He's not said anything to you guys? Or no others of the staff saying anything? (H)NILE RANGER(H)STR888888888888888 LIKE A BANANA !!!!!!! sier (20:16): nope nt one wrd And just in case someone says it's fabricated: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/fdfdsf.jpg http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/fdafsa.jpg

Anyone else gotten a reply to their mail? Just got one myself.

It's all fun and games until some fucker goes rick rolling people on deadline day. My nerves are ruined enough already

"Ranger danced by three red-and-white shirts before a seeing a top-corner bound effort clawed away at the last second by a full-stretch Colgan." He didn't score 4-5 goals though, as the reserves lost against the Mackem reserves.

Poor Berbatov. Just because English isn't his first language is no reason to be so mean. Berbs: So I join Manchester now yes? Hughes: Yes... You'll be joining Manchester *cough*city*cough*. Very nice.

I think Smith is in front of Shola in the pecking order when fit tbh. Not that it matters as they both can't score for shite and shouldn't be called strikers.

He did? Wasn't that Mista and Lopo?

Quite pleased if this one goes through. Heard loads of good things about him.