Kaizero

I'm not even sure I'm gonna bother finish watching this. It's killing me.

Joe Kinnear looking all "What the hell have I gotten myself into"

My bet is on Owen to get the usual consolation goal, us to wake up and chase like fuck for the last three minutes but still lose.

Fucking Taylor needs to get tossed into the Tyne with some concrete legs

I would love it, absolutely love it if Ranger came off the bench to net four.

They're all dirty cunts.

tbh I'd love it if Vinnie Jones came here in whatever role he'd might be in. Seriously. Vinnie fucking Jones. He'd beat the fuck out of the under preforming players making them too scared of what might await them to not play well.

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Fucking hell. I just read the first part of the topic title and my heart almost stopped in fear.

I would love it, absolutely love it if we got them. We won't though, not both. I'd bet my balls on it.

Hear hear. Shame it won't happen though, too many charver mongs.

Why did I feel sad when the link led no-where even though I knew it wouldn't before I clicked it?

Why do I imagine you sitting in a pizza place where the telly has football on, shouting like a mad man while the place is full of people staring at you not even knowing what football is? Could be because I did it myself when I was in LA back in April.

No one gave a shit about Chelsea before Abramovich turned them into a leading light. Where would Chelsea be today without his money? Mid-table. But with their pre-Chelski fans still supporting them I reckon, keeping the "soul" alive at their home games.

Chelsea sold their "soul" when they became Chelski. Not because they became the richest club in the world, but because of all the glory hunting football tourists that started invading Stamford Bridge that do nothing to cheer on the players, as most of them don't even know a bloody word English other than "Ai Sooportttt Chelskee, ja?" The soul of a club is the fans. And the day there's no more fans singing in the stands, but it's still a packed stadium. Then you can say a club has lost its soul.

Or perhaps the money from the failed bid for Schweinsteiger was put back into the bank along with the money for Skjelbred and Atouba who Keegan turned down so it could be spent in January, the fans kick off because Keegan has walked without even knowing whats happened (as witnessed by the mongs with their boycoutt banner at SJP on the Tuesday before he'd even resigned) Ashley then thinks "fuck this, no way am I putting £20 million of my own money into subsidising this club when the ungrateful bastards are abandoning the club shop and Shearer's bar" so decides to walk. Easy this like. does the 'fuck this etc" sound like Ashley to you? Does putting money not spent into the bank for the next window sound like us either, considering we spent nothing last summer or in Jan? Also, we were supposed to be expecting Atouba for a medical but the player himself decided not to go. Aslo, no one has told us why Skejlberd didnt arrive, and Schweinsteiger bid hasnt even been confirmed other than by one or two ITKs. Anal's "Rosenborg source" claimed Keegan pulled the plug just hours before he'd be over here. that confirms it then i did read an article in the chron but these were the only quotes which doesnt tell us anything: “Everything was apparently set, and neither Skjelbred nor Rosenborg was given a reason from the Newcastle camp for the collapse of the transfer, just that it would no longer go through. “This was strange news for Rosenborg as the fee had already apparently been agreed. “All of this had made Skjelbred very depressed the next day in training as he was just a few hours away from going over to Newcastle for a medical.” Maybe the reason it fell through was because Pompey refused to give us the £2m extra we wanted for Barton... the timing would certainly make sense as would the fact they play in the same position. It's a shame we'll probably never will get to know what exactly went on during the last hours of D-Day tbh.

Or perhaps the money from the failed bid for Schweinsteiger was put back into the bank along with the money for Skjelbred and Atouba who Keegan turned down so it could be spent in January, the fans kick off because Keegan has walked without even knowing whats happened (as witnessed by the mongs with their boycoutt banner at SJP on the Tuesday before he'd even resigned) Ashley then thinks "fuck this, no way am I putting £20 million of my own money into subsidising this club when the ungrateful bastards are abandoning the club shop and Shearer's bar" so decides to walk. Easy this like. does the 'fuck this etc" sound like Ashley to you? Does putting money not spent into the bank for the next window sound like us either, considering we spent nothing last summer or in Jan? Also, we were supposed to be expecting Atouba for a medical but the player himself decided not to go. Aslo, no one has told us why Skejlberd didnt arrive, and Schweinsteiger bid hasnt even been confirmed other than by one or two ITKs. Anal's "Rosenborg source" claimed Keegan pulled the plug just hours before he'd be over here.

If it was a scam it'd not be fronted by such a "respected" company as NVA Management. It'd ruin their business if they were just fronting a scam.

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If he ever came back, it would definiately be under his terms. Meaning I'd not fear him walking out again. So because of that, I'll have no issues with him coming back. God knows we'd need someone of his calibre again these days anyways. Plus, there's nothing to forgive. Man walked out on principle, hell, I'd have done the same. Bad example, but imagine playing FM and not getting to buy the players you'd like, not as much fun to play then, is it?

"East side is da best!" "West side is da best" "East side is da best!" "West side is da best!" http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/ali_g_indahouse/sacha_baron_cohen/alig2.jpg

Thank fuck for that! First I was certain it was just a rumour started by some fuckwads. Then it went on and on and spread like bloody fire in dry grass, and I was starting to get proper worried since nobody would deny it. Now I can finally go to sleep knowing he's alright, for now.

Better than Hughton, that's for sure.

Utterly utterly distasteful and disrespecting. Not the time and place, mate.