NEEJ

Poor little lad, RIP.

The rumour is he's already said his farewells to the players, yet he's quoted in an article published today. Admittedly, that's putting a lot of good faith into the integrity of the club's media team but I'm clinging to it.

Fwiw, my dad got a text from a pal saying that he'd lump good money on Rafa having walked by the start of the week. I don't buy it myself, especially with the scout story on .co.uk.

Looks like our Virgin Money shirt

He looks like he's aged about 20 years since the end of the season.

They've done it, fantastic stuff.

What a goal that would've been. Wew.

What the hell was that? I'm voting Hatem.

So so sad. That goal vs Arsenal was a truly incredible moment to behold. Thank you for the memories, Cheik. RIP.

When's the next one of these then? Me and Pintofscottsellars are bang up for it. I'm putting BO forward for this one too, whether he likes it or not. And you, postie. You're f***ing playing this time, GG. Sheeeit.

He didn't touch the ball, wasn't impeding anybody and didn't block the keeper's view of the shot. Goal.

So creepy.

Brilliant voice. RIP.

Murphy is the most miserable bastard there's ever been as a pundit. He only ever gets excited when someone gets clattered. Absolute weirdo.

The material would hold onto smells like nothing I've worn before. The clicks as well.

Sounds like a canny atmosphere at Hillsborough.

That article says they're after Slutsky. What a name.

Have you read the actually article? Neesy, man.

We ran out of steam in the second half last night, despite having the better first half. The keeper should've done better with both goals, especially the second. Some of the subs that came on did far more going forward than those they replaced and we looked far more dangerous once they were on. Unfortunately we were pretty much toothless in the final third.

Ian bashing Kias whilst driving a Smart car.

John Salako talks copious amounts of horse shite at the best of times. What a fucking rectangle.