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He's a reet knacker Shelvey, like. Such a prick at times.

Howay the lads!

That mock WhatsApp convo is shocking. So, so weird.

Was a big day for the groaning freaks yesterday. Even before they scored. People are mongs. Like honestly, they were whinging at every little thing. I know we should be beating virtually everyone at home but it isn't always gonna happen so easy. Games like yesterday we should be getting behind them not groaning every pass and booing them off at half time / full time. They're c***s. They need to f*** off to the cinema if they're just there to be "entertained". Some of the lads (t***s) that sit behind me were absolutely horrendous yesterday, like. One of them seemed incapable of shouting anything other than 'f***ing c***s' every few words. As much as I can't stand watching Paul Dummett struggle about a football pitch, some of the stick he was getting yesterday was embarrassing. Where were you sitting? In the Gallowgate.

Was a big day for the groaning freaks yesterday. Even before they scored. People are mongs. Like honestly, they were whinging at every little thing. I know we should be beating virtually everyone at home but it isn't always gonna happen so easy. Games like yesterday we should be getting behind them not groaning every pass and booing them off at half time / full time. They're c***s. They need to f*** off to the cinema if they're just there to be "entertained". Some of the lads (twats) that sit behind me were absolutely horrendous yesterday, like. One of them seemed incapable of shouting anything other than 'fucking cunts' every few words. As much as I can't stand watching Paul Dummett struggle about a football pitch, some of the stick he was getting yesterday was embarrassing.

You're not being thick. He was quite obviously right-footed.

The atmosphere was poisonous in the Gallowgate during the second half as well.

The first half was so pedestrian it was almost beyond belief. Wolves were well organised but we lacked movement or guile and created next to nothing. The second half was absolutely disgusting. Simple passes misplaced, basic control absent in most of the lads, and some terrible finishing. When you add in that the ref had a shocker (again) it couldn't have been a worse day. The goals were shambolic.

Valencia have been trying to neuter the ultra groups at Mestalla and those are lashing out. Ah.

It doesn't matter how we got onto the subject. That was superbly put. It protects what little is left of the special football culture that's left in this country. That's good enough for me.

Wullie's got this nailed, like. (Sorry, Yanks).

What's the situation at Valencia all about, VI? I read the official statement before about CN10 but wondered if you could expand on it from a neutral point of view? Sounds messy.

Be careful what you wish for.

An internal cup?

That goal difference, man.

This sounds absolutely brutal.

Is this real life? 4 goals away from home.

He's a hell of a talent and if he keeps this up he'll take us up almost on his own.

Unbelievable goal from Shelvey. Wow.

Unreal that, like.

Please remind me on to bring the trophy. Apologies to the reds that no one else got to house it at any point over the past year. Genuinely terrifying how quickly it's all flown by!

Aye, a couple of keepers added to the list would be fab.

He's a bloody good player, Costa.

Yup, massive bottle job by Hazard.