NEEJ

Ridiculous pass to him from the defender, mind.

Is Anichebe still humongous?

"We are Newcastle United" would be all that's needed.

That interview is brilliant. Couldn't stop beaming with pride whilst reading it. What a man.

He's a right plonker, like.

*HTL

What a massive wanker . Hopefully we're finally shot of him tonight. Yes he would have torn most of the teams in the Championship apart but he's clearly a snide little bugger.

£30m for Sissoko? And the fee could yet go higher if Spurs are daft enough?

Seems like he's got a massive case of rectangleitis.

Kyle Cameron AKA Mankind.

#wait

As long as you stay away from me. I was trying to, man.

In.

Bloody hell.

Why does Heneage have a verified symbol?

Was making Hudson noises.

If Suarez had put that in!

Very exciting signing.

I take it this isn't finished yet then judging by all the Athletic Bilbao fans running for cover before?

What a plank.

Henry gets more and more annoying with every appearance on Sky Sports.

That chant is lifting.

I didn't hear a peep out of the Brighton fans from the Gallowgate yesterday. I thought the atmosphere was pretty good on the whole.

Normally I'd agree but this particular shitehawk is fully deserving of it. Very amusing to hear.

Was booed by some of the Gallowgate today as he came on.