NEEJ

The Preston match is absolutely massive now. Win and we'll be fine. Fail to win and it's going to be unbearable.

Pressure's on. So so disappointing.

Ah well, compounds the misery and seals the defeat.

5 minutes to claw this back.

Lascelles sounds like he's having a particularly special game today. Bloody hell.

He's done it twice before during the season, like.

Sounds grim, this.

Absolutely horrendous from Ritchie.

That's not what he gets paid for though is it, smart arse? Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk The King of all comebacks.

Yorkie ones to only the males, because Yorkie is not for girls.

What on earth are you going on about Madras? You rectangle.

Seriously? He was as good tonight as he's been in ages. He shirked one or two 50-50s but give over, man.

Neesy, man. Chill.

Chris Boobie is on the prowl, ready to shitpounce with his negativity.

Fucking hell this one could be incredible.

You're talking shite there like. Shelvey had his best game in I don't know how long and Ritchie's been on fire until today, to name two.

So many poor performances across the team today. In saying that, but for two defensive lapses we could've had something there, easily. So frustrating.

He was cack and so was his partner. Dummett and Anita didn't exactly cover themselves in glory either.

Ah wey, it was always going to be him. Balls.

Gouffran is absolutely bobbins.

I thought Atsu was massively disappointing tonight. He looks like he should have it all but rarely delivers. So frustrating to watch. Ritchie on the other hand. What a bloody goal!

It's a shame he's been Pardewed.