NEEJ

He'd also achieved Swansea 's highest ever league finish 1 win in 11 is enough to get any manager the sack.

Been a blue once and a red once. No particular loyalties either way at the moment.

Neesy, man. Relax. You're relentless with this Mitro patter.

Rough. I remember his story from his Bolton days, pretty impressive what he achieved, considering.

Left SS2 on and Calling-In Off the Bar is now on. What the flying fuck is this rubbish?

*juggler.

Wew.

Juve's zebra away kit.

He's one of the worst footballers I've seen play for us. Absolutely stealing a living.

Surely the better corner flags will still be there each game though?

People need to get behind the team from the off tomorrow, like. None of this grunting and groaning every time someone makes an honest mistake. It's annoying as owt.

Do you want to be on the winning team or the losing team? Wey, the team that has me is winning.

How are the lineups being decided this time? I've been both a blue and a red in the past and I'm eager to know where my loyalties will have to lie this time.

It'd be a crying shame if the king was one of those involved.

I particularly liked when he attempted to tackle one of their lads on our left touchline with his head. Such a weird approach.

Terrible end to this match.

Fucking hell, man. Mitro giving it away in an unforgivable area and then Sels in no man's land. He's fucking shocking.

Rafa, hoy another body on, man.

Sels is so worrying, man. Absolutely no confidence in him to come and collect if there's bodies in front of him at all.

Sort it out, man.

Put your bloody foot through it, Diame.

He's a bit careless with simple passes to feet but otherwise he's been very good going forward. He'll tear it up in this league when he's fully integrated.

Sels: the vampire.

Gayle absolutely has to put that chance away. Diame looks miles off the pace.