NEEJ

*Insert old Mick joke here.*

If he stays

Geetup

Everything is bad forever.

Griffin scored a couple of absolute thunderbastards as well, didn't he? One of them completely missed by the cameras that were there.

Great read.

Rafa the golfa Benitez

f*** this guy Literally an English manager (if you can call them that) in the last 2 finals Alan. Aye but he's still getting closer, he's the king. God I hope he signs that new contract so they're stuck with him for most of next season at least.

Been terrible at the back for years, then.

I think there's been a you know what up there.

Nope. Why do that? There are no rules with neesy.

Why's the ref got yellow socks on? I've only just noticed. Shirley it's not because Sevilla wear black socks?

Should've scored again.

How cringeworthy are those UEFA anti-racism/respect adverts, by the way?

Owen's faux enthusiasm man Proper little gimp Literally no redeeming features, the little bellend.

Hoping that Howard Webb gets locked away in that van for all time and Michael Owen gets so breathless as he spouts his shite he ceases to be.

Milner breakdancing unintentionally, there.

Lads, the match is on YouTube in case you didn't realise.

Support your fellow Englishmen, man, you massive anglophobe.

Solano-esque.

What a finish that was.

Thought that was in.

This is incredible.