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Probably when they bin their Scottish manager.

Gutter for him. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke. It'd be a shame if we had to let him go for about £25m.

Woosh.

Him being our manager is still such a surreal situation, yet one that seems so right. I genuinely can't remember being this excited before the start of a season since the Sir Bobby years.

Jesus is a Geordie!

Bloody hell.

Great effort.

Moussa Sissoko is on his way to the Euro 2016 final, man. Bonkers.

What an absolute clanger by Neuer.

Here comes Tommen.

Lofty ambitions.

Can we have a Rafa one with "Come on, Toons!" on?

It's class, like.

They're probably at the academy with the development squad.

As an outsider, I always liked that badge. It reminds me of my favourite Villa badge, both are from about the same time and I remember this sort of style looked super modern at the time. Basically, round badges are f***ing ace. http://d22k6u99ay5z2k.cloudfront.net/monthly_2015_10/8194365381989cd70eb0c1dc604e1781.jpg.9ce5bd28cedb65540f3d2b0b749516f3.jpg That's very nice. It must make it all the more distressing when you look at the current badge.

Shearer was right, like. Those were some of the worst penalties I've ever seen.

Giggling away at that.

Does anyone know when the new website is supposed to be coming?

Unbelievable header, that.

Nailed on Terry's assistant manager if/when he ruins Chelsea. Hopefully he puts his superior IQ to use and distances himself from that mess.

Is Joe Allen usually this good (bad pass for the goal aside) for Liverpool? He seems like a man possessed when he's in a Wales shirt.

I also hope Lampard goes into management, he seems a very knowledgeable bloke and it'd be interesting to see what he could do.

Robson-Kanu?