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Hal Robson-Kanu, the GOAT.

Shearer's so passionate when he speaks about England, like. Sounds like he really wants the job. I'd give it to him purely to boil the king's blood to the point he keels owa.

But for the abhorrent sponsor/crappy crest quality I'd be all over that kit, I really like it.

It's a massive shame he's not staying with us. He'd have developed far more under Rafa than under the charlatan at Palace but hey ho.

The lipless coward is such a cretin. I don't think there's another creature out there that annoys me as much as he does.

So annoying when they list the players in numerical order, like. They've put the keeper first so why not put them in their formations thereafter too?

Norn Iron fans on SSN. "We're not going home" being chanted around a big ginger lad who was bawling his eyes out. They then interview the ginger lad and he says into the camera, "Lads, you've done us proud. You said you didn't just come here to participate, you came here to take part."

Is Kadar really pronounced 'Kardar'? Or is it just the commentator playing pronunciation silly bollocks?

Must be depressing as hell that your first option from the bench is James McClean, like.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/18/hungary-euro-2016-gabor-kiraly Still chuffed for him after the other day.

New rule change, isn't it? The ball no longer has to go forward from kick-off.

Pissed off with Milik. I should be joint top of the goalscorer sweepstakes right now..

Giggling away at this bloke.

Not for nothing, religious athletes seem to have that extra edge to their game. Bollocks. Of course they do, man. See F. Ameobi.

I'm also doing that (pub for the first half and back to work after) and I can confirm that I am indeed sad, very sad.

Or if things gets worse, exclude England and Russia from the next Euros. And just leave it happening as it is for this Euros? Because you know fine well that the French police are not dealing with it. What exactly do you think would happen if they did disqualify England? That all these louts would pack up and go home? It'd just make the situation a whole lot worse. Like you say, the French police aren't dealing with it and it would be a nightmare.

Gutted for Albania, like. Bunch of spawny buggers.

I printed a direct debit form off the website, filled it in, sent it off in the 5 o clock post and by the following dinner time, I had confirmation and an emailed receipt in me inbox. Monthly payments still as well. I don't think they are sending out renewal forms. I think you either have to use the website as above (and you can do it all online) or over the phone or in person with the box office.

Erm, do we have a cabal of UFC fighters can we send over please? Ronaldo will be enough. Where has Ronaldo gone?

Really enjoyed that second half after only catching about 5 min of the first.

Cracking end to the match, that. Surely all the Italians can't run onto the pitch like that though?

Candreva looks like such a good player.

Reckon the stadium announcer just fell asleep at his desk?

Townsend sounds like he's talking through a paper cup.