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56,283 Division Two 1947/8 Was that the season the reserves averaged 48000 also? Not sure, I would suggest asking Mick, he was probably at most games that season. Never gets old, unlike Mick.

I'd be over the moon if he stayed. Any respect that was lost for him over the last couple of years would be instantly regained.

Louise Taylor man

Erm, I think you'll find it's actually spelled 'erudite'.

It's nice to know it wasn't an actual attempt to cause havoc, but what an absolute farce.

Canny.

Plz b srios

Ridiculous challenge to make considering his previous treatment received from officials. He'd played really well until that point as well, which makes it all the more frustrating. Brilliant header but it's possible that he's just a bit too thick to ever change.

He'll be here next season.

What's going on with his face?

I'd definitely have him in the England squad, like. He's just a constant threat.

Had no idea the Adidas deal was worth so much. £75m a season, man. How much do Puma pay NUFC per season?

We've heard it all before. MA, May 2009:

They're gonna give us swirls made up of little circles in line with the new EFL brand, aren't they?

He'll be licking where his lips should be at the thought of making Tiote his all-action powerhouse in the middle of the Palace park.

Class that.

You'd think he was trolling if you hadn't listened to him before. I absolutely know he's not trolling but it's still hard to understand someone being that thick.

And Caulkin.

I'm waiting for all the news stories telling Everton fans to be careful what they wish for. He finished 5th once, man.

That fat slug's celebration last night. What an odious human being.

How many times have they promised to communicate more often with the fans now? The barefaced cheek of the thumb-headed thundercunt.