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You'll do for me, bonny lad.

Liverpool have to score here, man.

We really should have a no kneeslide policy until our injury list is a bit lighter.

I keep seeing this mentioned and find it extremely disrespectful (not necessarily aimed at you, BTW). His touch is as sure as most and his first touch this afternoon for the winner epitomises that. He's not going to pull out a couple of stepovers or a flip-flap, but he's technically sound.

I must've missed Gordon and Bruno aggressively getting in the face of a little bairn after they scored.

Wait until you catch the highlights!

Looking at the table and it's even more of a relief we won today. Hadn't realised we've got a game in hand over West Ham either.

Shame he seems like an utter, utter cunt.

Really hope he plays, and plays well, now. He kind of has to anyway, like.

We've just won 4-3, you little rectangle.

They're (Zero) a doom mongerer and always have been. It's fucking tedious.

Fuck off, man.

It's really been some effort from the plonker, but I think you're right. Unbelievably bad.

And that's why we signed him. Get in, son!

Horrific for the first goal, like. Good lord.

Outrageous from the referee, that. He's no fucking clue how bad Schar's head/facial injury might be yet he lets them crack on regardless. Spineless stuff.

Start Fitness?

No offence meant in the slightest here, but am I right in thinking you're now abroad? If so, when were you last at SJP for a match?

Pep seems to respect us, even at our worst. Annoying.

Hopefully the teamtalk is along these lines. Good grief.

The Longstaff flop is going to bag us a pelanty tonight, based on absolutely nowt at all.

And I can't believe the alien botherer still commands such an audience on the shithole. Anyone following and/or quoting him is a wrong'un. Edit: Which one is Simon Bird? You're a cunt.

Honestly can't say I've missed it at all since binning it.