NEEJ

He's absolutely mint. He'd be such a pain in the arse to play against as well. Must be exhausting knowing he's coming back at you time and time again.

Will we fuck. Paint that window brown!

We genuinely looked refreshed. Calm and assured from the off, we even dealt with them getting a goal very well. Can we get pressed to death every week please?

1-0 to us would do.

Quoted for posterity.

Aye BuT he ShUdnt Evn NamE a bencH if hE WoNT mAke SuBS!

Sandro's valuation going up after his ban.

Flag this please @Heron

Where's this little nugget of info from?

Leave them alone, YFDC.

If he'd put that next chance away before half time, man.

We've accelerated our development by 9 years in the blink of an eye. Absolutely miraculous stuff.

Give your fucking head a shake, man.

Looking forward to the Tyneside! display against Man City, like!

Difference being AG actually has the quality to back it up.

Deeks the previous page

Did it twice!

I think the thing that gives him the edge is that the opposition want to actually hurt him as well, so he not only draws them in, he has them absolutely committed to wiping him out.

Imagine you're 2-0 down to your local rivals having just dropped a clanger and he's doing that in front of you in your own box because he's forced a goal kick. Absolutely unhinged.

Always had it. My gaffer.

Nerves just kicked right in as I read this. Forgot how much I hate a derby day.

Assuming you'll have read The Farther Corner?

Worrying. The Guirassy isn't always greener.

We'd be absolutely livid if they did that at SJP. Can't believe someone's actually signed all that off.