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A good player? He's not a good player.

5th tho.

Alan Hutton just almost knocked himself out getting his studs caught in the turf. Hilarious.

It was an unbelievable goal. I'm not 100% sure he actually meant it, mind.

Does anyone at the Chronicle ever proofread anything?

Mid-table stability. We are roughly where we should be. Accept it and don't dare have any delusions of aiming higher.

He's not a pleb. He consistently makes some of the most erudite points on this board, he said so himself.

His fingers? What would that achieve? The bloke types his articles with his forehead.

I've just seen the video. :partridge shrug:

"Great challenges can be red cards." Almost everything about him is irritating. His voice, his posture, his face, the things he says, they all contribute to him being a throroughly unlikeable bloke.

Jason Roberts. I wish he'd just disappear.

Didn't even notice S'hampton.

Best thing you've posted in yonks. Apart from the ludicrous abbreviations. Literally the only person I've ever seen to continually call them 'L'pool'. Does my nut in.

If you remove the words and add two smaller circles in the top left and top right corners, and then 4 smaller filled circles, you can create a piglet. Like this: http://i.imgur.com/3gkGHVA.png f***ing HELL.

Not enough in the world for this.

Shots fired.

How many managers could we realistically get who are better than Mclaren? Out of the 'big' names we've been linked with, Benitez is off to Man City and Tuchel is off to Red Bull FC. De Boer has won a few Dutch league titles, but Mclaren pulled the same feat in more difficult circmstances. You say you want a more ambitious choice, but do you really? Or are you actually hoping we take a gamble on an exotic foriegn manager like Galtier and they turn out to be the new Mourinho. I'd argue they're not the same thing. Go away please.

He's the biggest troll of all time, man. How many matches did we go without scoring from a corner again? Did we ever score one after Ba at Wolves under him? Not until Remy against Norwich at home iirc, over 100 games. In all fairness to Pardew, we had the perfect corner routine, we just never got a chance to use it.

Ambition.

He's better than we've been used to in the last few years but we could do so, so much better with a little ambition.

I'd keep Krul, Janmaat, Sissoko, Abeid, Haidara, Aarons, Perez, Cabella, De Jong, Cisse. Maybe Sammy and Armstrong too. The rest can sling their hooks.

He's the biggest troll of all time, man. How many matches did we go without scoring from a corner again?

What did Pardew, and now Carver, see in this bloke? He's complete and utter dogturd and should be nowhere near a Premier League starting 11. Was he playing in centre midfield today?

Unfortunately named bloke.